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Is this what you wanna be doing when Jesus comes back?

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

Just give me Janet Jackson’s nip slip and call it a day.

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

Why do all the houses on 1000lb Sisters have an ombré of wall damage and chipped paint? 🤨 @TLC #questiontime

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

@carmenelectra Your ex’s should be kicking their own asses!

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

#poptheballoon is my current #netflx obsession. But why is @YvonneOrji wearing a motel bedspread? #youngtommylee

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

@TacoTimeNW The BEST item on the menu!!! But then again, EVERYTHING on your menu is aces in my book.

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

Just had a 15 min conversation with the new #alexa #ai. I think I found my next girlfriend. Thanks #amazon.

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

Its official! My kitty baby Catillac just got his Emotional Support paperwork! Doing his job. #medicaldegree #nakedcats

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

Don’t judge my reasoning.

[Stay Classy Vegas ™ @stayclassyvegas]

Imagine how much shit wouldn’t get done if we didn’t have the ‘3 count.’ #comedy #question #standup

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

@elonmusk

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

Hey @TacoTimeNW @TacoTime… who came first? Ya’ll serving limited taco burger for a limited time that tastes EXACTLY the same! #vegasviaseatown

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

SEA us win 😜

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

First time in @AllegiantStadm. Gorgeous. But the lack of EXIT signs is disturbing. Not even the @LVMPD officers at the #unlv scrimmage last weekend knew where to exit. Scary.

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

Mostly in the Chicago area. They’re closing the Mc D’s there as well.

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

When #walmart closes stores and abandons their properties due to theft, you know you live in a shitty neighborhood.

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

I don’t give a f**k if you’re holding a beer watching the run or waiting to run in the pouring rain in the #vegas #rockandrollmarathon, When the #nationalanthem starts playing, you take off your f**kin’ hat and give respect! @RunRocknRoll #runchat

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

Why do most of the patients on #my600lblife look so excessively… tall? @TLC

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

@AsphltAsltMag To move to or runaway from?

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

@RikiRachtman Dude… when did we become old?!?! We were the hair band guys singing ‘youth gone wild!!!’

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

@Pinkboxdoughnut Here’s my $3.50 Vegas donut smeared from being stuffed in the box. More like windstorm Vegas. #freedonut #pinkboxfan #betterthanrandys

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

Happy Valentine’s Day. #eatme @Pinkboxdoughnut

[⭑ Tee ⭑ @toddhayden]

@LasVegasLocally @DoubleTimeTwins If you see my BBQ cover blowing around downtown, can you return it?