lauren

[lauren @laucolcombe]

It’s me, I’m the capybara

[lauren @laucolcombe]

What even is this new season of big brother? Why is everyone getting along, why is it so PG? I want Stephen bear scrapping with the bouncers, I want grace swilling people mid eviction, I want drama and chaos, this is SHIT

[lauren @laucolcombe]

I love people on the internet

[lauren @laucolcombe]

Anyone who laughs or finds joy in two people separating needs a head shake, especially with a baby involved, acc so sad over molly and Tommy

[lauren @laucolcombe]

I just watched breakdancing at the olympics and now my eyes need a bath

[lauren @laucolcombe]

You get wake up calls in the most randomest and saddest of ways sometimes

[lauren @laucolcombe]

Simone Biles is literally superhuman

[lauren @laucolcombe]

Lonely Road is everything and more, especially off the back of twisters, I am now a country GYAL @machinegunkelly

[lauren @laucolcombe]

Are we all sleeping in the living room with the fan on or not

[lauren @laucolcombe]

A polite and friendly notice, if you are on heavy doses of anti-depression/anti-anxiety medication and develop vomiting and can’t keep your tablets down for a few days, prepare for the absolute anxiety break that follows it, im practically rocking back and forth at this hour 😭

[lauren @laucolcombe]

That was the most anti climatic dumping I’ve ever seen I’d cry if that was my elimination 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #LoveIslandUK

[lauren @laucolcombe]

I feel really really really sorry for ciaran, poor boy is damned if he does damned if he doesn’t #LoveIslandUK

[lauren @laucolcombe]

I’d spend all day everyday with u if I could angel boy

[lauren @laucolcombe]

This is my favourite photo I’ve ever taken

[lauren @laucolcombe]

I love seeing the world from up high ✈️

[lauren @laucolcombe]

If you shit on a packed public bus and then LEAVE THE DOOR WIDE OPEN just know you are the Antichrist in my eyes, sincerely disgruntled national express passenger

[Ash @AshScrivens]

When you comeback to work after a week off
#BabyReindeer

[lauren @laucolcombe]

I’ve listened to camila cabellos new song about 472 times this morning alone

[lauren @laucolcombe]

@lydiaroseroyce So bloody beautiful

[lauren @laucolcombe]

The waiter: you can use your blue light card if you have other proof to match the name on your card

Maddie: show them your fluoxetine