Did anyone feel like they got really sick in the last few months and killed someone in cold blood? I’m trying to figure out if I had coronavirus. Like strangled them in a stairwell?
STOP BEING ASSHOLES TO PEOPLE WORKING AT GROCERY STORES. NONE OF THIS OR ANYTHING BEING OUT OF STOCK IS THEIR FAULT. THEY'RE INSANELY OVERWORKED RIGHT NOW. Ok, back to life. Love you.
.@MrFairyRoberts: woah look at that building it looks like some sort of weird temple-
Me: Nope. I’m stopping this conversation now before we end up in a horror movie.
Corpus Christi! I’m there this weekend at the Mesquite St Comedy Club Friday & Saturday at 8PM
@MrFairyRoberts is featuring ✨
@MesquiteStPizza is also featuring as the delicious pizza you can order at the club 🍕
🎟https://t.co/t4KlFqtBxY
I’ve heard of headliners telling openers to not do certain topics, and I’ve never done it. Thinking of picking something super specific to threaten mine over. “Hey, don’t do ANYTHING on goose migration. You mention it at all in your act, I’ll beat the shit out of you!!”
#REPOST Thai Rivera (@officialthairivera) “Just mailed out more @laughedoutfest shirts. Took a couple days off of the push because a lot of people were down from the week’s events.…”
Just mailed out more @laughedoutfest shirts. Took a couple days off of the push because a lot of people were down from the week’s events. Still gonna SELL THEM OUT just had to change the timeline 😁 https://t.co/KjbUVoYPpq
My brain is only motivated to do things when I have no time to do them. I am now accepting applications for a new brain; compensation: minimal seratonin & no self-care