The Laughing Corpse

numbers never lie, do the math and know the truth

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#nophoneforayear #contest
I'd study. Reading countless books to better myself. Probably not what a water company wants as their candidate but alas it is the truth.

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@realDonaldTrump Stay the course. Those of us that understand what is at stake have your Back

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@Robin1027P @tominberlin I don't mute people, that's rude

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@Robin1027P @tominberlin intent is of little importance if you are the one dead. If you are looking to "save" lives then alcohol is by far the leading cause you should be trying to fix.
And by the way, a 1% increase in alcohol sales increases homicides by .5% <- studies in Russia, US, Britian and China

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@Robin1027P @tominberlin .... alcohol is involved in over half the homicides

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@Robin1027P @tominberlin so did you know the leading cause of death for children in the US is by car and of those most are alcohol related "accidents"?
Did you also know that 3/4 of women that report rape also report alcohol played a part? <- not death but still important imo
Did you know that ..

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@Robin1027P @tominberlin Robin let's discuss my flawed concept. Sorry for the wait I don't get onto twitter often.
Alcohol impairs judgement, I believe we can agree on that, right?

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THERE ARE OVER 350 MILLION GUNS IN THE UNITED STATES RIGHT NOW...

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@njdotcom waste of money

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@njdotcom so if you remove guns, are you then responsible for our protection? you going to keep us safe?

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@tominberlin Tom no offense by alcohol kills over twice as many every year compared to guns. AGAIN studies link alcohol to rape, murder and suicide.

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@tominberlin seriously? https://t.co/Xac5XAmb36

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@rowdy_tt @UTHornsRawk @CollinRugg @LFS1776 i guess he never heard of insurance

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@tominberlin also most guns used in homicides are ILLEGALLY owned so your license won't fix it

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@tominberlin no every life does not matter. What a crock of crap. If you really believed that you would be trying to license phones and ban alcohol. FYI studies show that 1% increase in sales increases homicides by .25% and 3/4 of rapes reported also involve alcohol. keep trying

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@davidmackau @BartHubbuch hmmm and here I thought liberals were body accepting not body shaming. I guess it is only for those you accept... just like other bullies

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@BartHubbuch very

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@BartHubbuch what you can't make money with stock going down? lol stick to what you know

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@sgrishka the same area they dumped the "refugees" ... wait for the riots and killings