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Just delighted to be back on X

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@davido @davido Sir, my partner & I are into food processing. We purchase & process, fish, iru, produce our own spice to make our fish special. We outsource processing at the moment bcos we don't have our own 1. dehydrator 2. Oven.

Attached to this tweet are pictures #wrblo

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@piusmusabi1 @TouchmineX Like Morocco 2022?? 😒😒😒

[Iwuchukwu Igweamaka @men2or]

@ruffydfire “TINUBU can only be thanked oo🙏……. He is the mirror that has been pushed to this society’s face!”

PFIPC is also thanking God for TINUBU 😂

[Thatcuteteacher @Confydens6]

Please oh, yahoo boys in the house.. (a.k.a thieves).. how do you people do it? I mean your conscience..

Yesterday, I made a 50k transfer to a POS man. I did this on my way to get some things as I didn't have my card with me.

I received an alert later in the evening, and the balance wasn't corresponding. It was 50k higher than what I expected to have left in the account. Curious, I checked immediately and realised the 50k I earlier sent to that POS man either didn't go through, or was reversed. The man didn't even bother to check if it dropped before I left. Probably because I was already in a cab. He also had a few customers he was attending to.

I quickly hailed a bike as I stepped out, straight to his stand. He had closed for the day.
I was restless within me. You know why? He would go home, and find out he's short of 50k. He would not be happy, he would feel pained. He's a family man, he has kids he needs to feed.. he might be thinking he had lost the money. I thought of every possible emotions that man may feel over the night. I was sad for him, but happy because I knew I will get back to him by morning.

This morning, I headed to his POS stand again. He was there. He didn't even recognise me. I had to explain that I was the lady in a cab that withdrew 50k yesterday. And that the money was reversed or something. This man almost had my head with his "thank you". He kept saying.. "thank you madam, God bless you." I transferred to him and was almost on my way. He stopped me and asked "why?".

Why what?... I don't understand. It's your money.

Two men were there when this happened. One of them told the man that he was lucky, the other one said "all these one na show, if I see bombing bomb now.. everywhere go stew". I immediately knew he was an "upcoming" thief (yahoo boy).

The man kept lamenting about how much he had lost on that stand. But he keeps pushing because he has a family to take care of.
He asked me to come to his stand at anytime I probably need "help". That, he will never forget my face.

On my way, I kept pondering and asking myself how we got here. When has it become something to celebrate, that someone returns to return YOUR OWN MONEY!

If you can take something that doesn't belong to you, and be comfortable, you're no longer a human. The devil is your apprentice.

Yahoo boys, I don't like you people at all because I don't like wicked people. If you're following me, please unfollow me now and block me.

T for thanks!!!

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@pp_privatejet New here.
Where should I perch?

[CrownprinceCom2 @CrownprinceCom2]

Video showing a Nigerian woman who is a truck driver living in Germany telling First Lady Remi Tinubu the true meaning of government empowerment. I think everyone needs to see this 👀👀

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@IfeomaIgbotic Yoo... national elections is like tomorrow mahn

. Lcan we suspend bigotry Olympics & focus on
Lwhat unites us? How's Gele vs Ichafu trending just when NDC is in a legal imbroglio. No opposition vs ruling APC but Igbos vs Yoruba is still active!

[Abu The 𓃵 @Abu_The_Truth]

Nobody gives a fuvk about what that shyt is called. We want to see Yoruba-built AI going head-to-head with Igbo-built space rockets. This endless bigotry from both sides is pure third-world retardation.

[Laughstar +234❤️ @Laughstar101]

It's called yoruba traditional wedding.
A crucial moment involves the Alaga, telling d iyawo to pick from the ẹru idana, what she cherishes d most & like robots dey pick a BIBLE/QURAN.
. Yoruba trad indeed

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@robin_tenai @centregoals @MartinCharquero A Kenyan flag.
Y'all are great at athletics, maybe you should stick to that. Cos no football fan would type what you just did.

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@felixherbt @drayontop Not to disparage your stance, but hpuman manpower is tautology 99.9% of the time, with the 0.1% being when you're contrasting with AI or robots.

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@Namr_7 Messi was insulted when they compared his playmaking to KDB
And KDB is really good if we're gonna be honest

[mark @Khumalo_1234]

@BwalaDaniel @PeterObi Bwala listen to this lady and be wise.

[gst @wearegst]

Every single part of your daily peace is governed by politics. If you're holding onto a cracked screen because phones now cost millions or you can't buy shawarma without doing mathematics, you are feeling the real-world weight of state failure.

Everything is politics.

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

These ruthless rebels move in massive, highly coordinated units consisting of hundreds of heavily armed members on speeding motorbikes, carrying military-grade assault rifles, belt-fed machine guns, industrial explosives, and extra ammunition magazines. Yet, miraculously, they are never strategically intercepted, targeted by surgical airstrikes, or aggressively arrested by our security forces.

Their notorious leaders are well-known warlords who live comfortably and openly amongst the local communities, grant highly publicized press conferences to mainstream media houses, negotiate lavish ransoms, and somehow comfortably continue to elude our entire multi-billion-Naira national law enforcement apparatus.

The simple, devastating reality is that we are absolutely, comfortably, and pathologically refusing to tell ourselves the brutal truth about the level of state complicity, military sabotage, and elite protection driving this tragedy.

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@BidemiAyeni1 @agrorave20 @iambabtee You're barking up the wrong tree.
To re-echo his point, NANS President couldn't even mention the said University!!!
It shows that he's all bark and no bite.

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@obilanwa @BeatinTheBookie ur maths weak

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@Oficial_Mayella @BeatinTheBookie it's about 80-100 odds for them too. divide the win with the bet capital.

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@dammiedammie35 @gtbank_help @gtbank hope I won't hv 2 go the chaotic method too? Cos I don't know why u would permit 23 consecutive debits BTW 5am - 7am
No customer protection against fraud. Duplicate transfer flag no dey ni? @fccpcnigeria egbami o
45 working days too long😑

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@vermilionpixie Without blue tick. So you clearly didn't farm for Elon stimy

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@_AsiwajuLerry Last name: EVER
First name: GREATEST