Eli Rodriguez

Comic, producer, writer, and out of my mind 😜 Let's party.

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

@LauraLoomer @elonmusk You're a disgrace to women and humanity. Good grief.

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

This Prezzo really just said our new tarriff policy: I'm rubber, you're glue... Whatever you tax me, I'm taxing back on to you!

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

This is or nothing.

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for glitter stickers @stickermule

"Glitter poo? Yes please. "

https://t.co/WIVxyQzE9C

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

The only kind of pawlygamy I'm into 🐾🐶 #wakawaka

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

@Pilot_Groyper @MillerStream Tell me you have a tiny 🥒 complex without telling me you have a tiny D complex.....

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

Heard Diddy was running in 2028.

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

Remember when our parents told us about Santa, the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy, etc. and NONE of them were real? Some of our friends tried to warn us but we refused to listen cause why would our parents lie to us?

This is what life feels like right now.

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

But like... Why is he yelling? 😭 #Debate2024

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

Debate 2024 so far:

Trump is unhinged.

Kamala ends all her points like a hallmark card

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

Debate 2024 so far:

Trump: you're a liar

Kamala: no.. You're a liar

Trump: no you....

Kamala:...you!

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

What if real life retail associates behaved like online shops?

They knock on your door 2 days later... "ma'am, you left this in your cart...."

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

@HalieyWelchX I love everything you're doing with your platform and am in awe of how you handle all the negativity. You keep being a light, making people smile and always follow your gut. ❤️ Sending love and good vibes from the 305 🥰

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

We should be allowed to vote for the next Prezzo via an X poll @elonmusk

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

Every time I stand by the "my body, my choice" statement, my dogs immediately call me a hypocrite.

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

Is that a band-aid or a bag of coke?

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

This season of the West Wing is getting intense.

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

The guy's last name was CROOKS? Come on!

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

So THIS is the John Wilkes Booth of our time?

[Eli Rodriguez @laughwitheli]

@elonmusk For $1 billion I'll change my own name to Dickipedia