lauren 🛸

no

[lauren 🛸 @laur_callahan]

if you don’t say bless you to my cats when they sneeze you can get the fuck out of my house

[ً @cryst6ls]

sorry for acting weird it’s just that i mirror people and you were being weird first

[Acyn @Acyn]

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

[Chris @citehchris]

drove by a chilis last night and got total
fomo. i bet there was some amazing memories being created in there and stories that can’t be retold

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[joeywstoll @joeywstoll]

Being white is crazy cuz why did I just get a full body rash when I got upset

[Did you say that publicly? @tahtyasuoydid]

#factcheck
Ah yes, the ol’ “there’s no inflation” line, brought to you by the same crowd that thinks tariffs = free money and interest rates = mood swings. Let’s break this down like your uncle’s Facebook rants:

Oil prices:
   •   They’ve dropped a bit from the peak, but still higher than pre-COVID levels.
   •   Also: fluctuating weekly. Spoiler alert—not stable.

Interest rates:
   •   The Fed hasn’t cut them yet. Why? Because inflation still exists (no matter how many caps-lock tweets say otherwise).
   •   And no, the Fed doesn’t take advice from political temper tantrums.

Food prices:
   •   Still higher than 2020. Eggs aren’t trading for Teslas anymore, but don’t pretend grocery bills feel like 2018 again.
   •   Pro tip: “Down slightly” ≠ “No inflation.”

Inflation:
   •   Not zero. 3.2% year-on-year in the U.S. as of latest reports.
   •   Not the worst in history, but definitely not the utopia described here.

Tariffs bringing in billions?
   •   That’s… your own citizens paying more at checkout.
   •   Tariffs are taxes on imports, and U.S. consumers (not foreign governments) foot the bill.
   •   Economists have been screaming this for years. You can Google it—or don’t, freedom and all.

China’s 34% retaliatory tariff:
   •   Yep, they did retaliate. Because that’s how trade wars work. One hits, the other swings back. Shocking.

So, to sum it up:
   •   Inflation? Still real.
   •   Tariffs? Taxing Americans.
   •   Fed? Not cutting rates on demand.
   •   Food & oil? Slight dips, but still high.
   •   “Billions pouring in”? More like billions paid by American businesses & shoppers.

But sure, blame “past leaders” & scream “MAGA” loud enough, and maybe the facts will go away.

#EconomicFairyTales
#TariffsArentFreeMoney
#InflationIsntImaginary
#MAGAOrMemoryLoss
#askingForAfriend KEEP socials factual.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[ＧＲＡＹ ＴＡＣＴＩＣＳ @GrayTactica]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Ah yes, nothing says ‘saving America’ like a billionaire thanking a billionaire for defending another billionaire’s car company. Truly, the struggles of the common man.

[ODESZA @odesza]

ODESZEVERANCE

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

how i have been feeling recently

[gere @lustformiley]

this is my president

[joe @JoeStokowski]

please only 1 sauce packet per kid