Lauren Elizabeth

NJ | DOG MOM

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@ryleejacobs @ChelseaHansen12 We’re disgustingly old

[Neil Westfall ADTR @NW44]

Blink 182 is the biggest influence of this generation. The earth wouldn’t be the same with out them.

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@JManBDTH @ChelseaHansen12 Oh man I gotta hear this. The one I talked to this morning responded “nah I’ll be calling you tomorrow sweetheart “ cringeeeee

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

My favorite new hobby is playing into the spam calls I receive and then getting to the last step in whatever their scams is and then telling the caller to leave me the heck alone. 🤪

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@sarahfenton1 @owllisun I am cracking the hell up

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@samangelill0 It’s logic! 😂

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

I literally cannot wait until the day the people in my hometown Facebook group shut the heck up about the election. Get a hobby people. 🙄

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@samangelill0 Blanket is the only choice because you can use it as a pillow at the same time. You a fool if you choose pillow.

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@ryleejacobs She came down in a bubble!

[Emily Duncan @em_dunc]

The spare mask is the spare hair tie of 2020

[Minor League Promos @MiLBPromos]

My first ballpark hot dog of 2021

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@amung27 @deeeannuhh @BrickhouseUriah @HotSauceBiliken Keep me outta this 😂

[Emily Duncan @em_dunc]

My ability to overthink everything is top tier

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

I hope the people who watch the cameras at my gym enjoy how many times I have to adjust my fricken underwear during my workout. If you’re a girl, you know...

[Keiran Bibbs @BibbsEra]

I’d say 90% of people don’t match effort....why give someone a mile when they won’t give you a half an inch....

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@danielle_burkke Ohhhh if you do I’m coming over 😂

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@sarahfenton1 Pumpkin or die

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

I’m sorry but you’re lying if you say you can’t breathe in a mask. (Medical reasons excluded) but if you’re a healthy person you can wear a mask for your hour workout and you won’t die!!!!!!!! 🙃🙄

[Lauren Elizabeth @laur_mathis]

@sarrmoore Bruh this shit breaks my heart every time I see something