My mom “ NO POLITICS AT THANKSGIVING” , also my mom, 10 minutes later “I saw this story on Fox News about a woman who said her kids don’t speak to her because she voted for trump!” 🤨🤨🤨🤨
My boyfriend on saturday “ has PL not played any songs that you want to hear tonight?” Me: “Gold Coast hustle and more important than Michael Jordan” I I MADE IT HAPPEN, DEREK JUST GETS ME
Hahahaha this girl I used to live with who was a fucking terror and made me so comfortable I had to move out, is getting an eviction on her name bc she’s an idiot. I love this song