Laura Warwick

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

I don't care how old you are, if you don't respect me I'm not respecting you.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

Square Box. Round Pizza. Triangle Slices. I'm confused..

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down, thats like stabbing someone and then wondering why they are bleeding

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

what kids should be doing: ?????????????????? what they're doing: ?????????????????? what I'm doing ?????????????????

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

Making up a whole story in your head, hoping that one day it actually happens.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

When a woman asks for your opinion, she doesn't want your opinion. She wants her own opinion repeated.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

If twin females marry twin males, and they both have a child, will both children look the exact same? MIND = BLOWN

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who know exactly how you feel.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

Did you do the homework? "No..." "Okay good, me neither, I'm not the only one!"

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

BREAKING NEWS: 3 Car Wreck In Mexico, 147 People Died.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? RT if you tried :)

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

That moment when you wake up at 3am and wonder.... What the hell happened to my pillow?

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

I dress like a homeless person at school because: 1) I'm not impressing anyone. 2) I hate everyone. 3) I'm lazy.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

Hey, I'm a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase douchebags, and then complain about it

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

Most of my mornings consist of me trying to avoid any human interaction.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

I miss you

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

I like a song, I download it, I listen to it a million times, and then I can't stand it.

[Laura Warwick @lauraWsays]

That awkward moment when your friend's Facebook account wasn't even hacked, he just really loves penis.