Laura Moore

The summer before last, a mutual friend brought the lovely Katie Lee Joel and her husband William over for dinner.

[shulman @shvlman]

fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about being on a sucky boat trip with your drunk grandpa and the cook throws away all your grits and eats up all your corn

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Nothing is sacred to these foul beasts. Everything that is beautiful is rendered profane and nightmarish by their touch.

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

The indescribable embarrassment of commenting “recipe” on an Instagram post to get said recipe

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

If I ever start posting stuff like this I need one of you to put me down mercifully

[Louis Pisano @LouisPisano]

now that Love Story is over I need Ryan Murphy to start working on a show about the Socialite Rank era & the Tinsley Mortimer vs Olivia Palermo feud.

[tody @666tody666]

The word casted has become a serious problem

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

i feel like you guys are just saying stuff

[samaa • سما @samaakhullar]

The meme-ification of war from people who have no direct link to the effects of it is one of the more disgusting developments of the past three years.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

Wes Anderson should STOP making movies and START designing high concept putt putt courses in the myrtle beach area

[Michael J. Miraflor @michaelmiraflor]

Swagless dorks are dictating culture and that is why things feel so terrible right now.

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

He's trying not to cry. He's so scared. No child should be put through this.

This is unforgivable.

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

hey gork put the light back in her eyes. gronk take the weight of the world off her shoulders. okay gok put a spring in her step.

[atrophy wife @ivadixit]

This unkind and arbitrary of me yes, but if I see you express undue enthusiasm for a viral croissant or matcha latte or something in that area I cannot help how little I respect you. Grow up.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

no he is wrong

[amil @amil]

these things are so boring and cringe!!!!! we’re destroying the planet and laying everyone off so ppl can pose with an AI grink?!?! get real dude

[Kraut 🥬 @napsack777]

Making my wife chill the fuck out while I set up the tripod to catch her at her worst but me at my best/most heroic, etc

[tara @proletarat]

Chores are the price you must pay for a clean living space. And also an opportunity to reflect on thine own wickedness

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

at this point reclaiming our minds needs to be an active and conscious pursuit