Laura Osborn

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

@emleake You spelt 10 to 11 wrong xo

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

Served a super old lady at work who needed help with her phone sound, so I told her it was on vibrate, to which she went ‘oh GOODNESS no, I don’t need anything that vibrates at my age, I’m well past that now’ and I swear to god my face just went 😳

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

He didn't even get it right he used a k

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

Did I seriously just hear a kid in savers telling his mum how to spell crystal meth

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

I packed obscene amounts of snacks to last me my 5 hour trip to see Emma, I could literally feed a whole carriage - anyway, just got to the first stop (15 mins in), and I've got 1 snack left.

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

I finished placement months ago now but for some reason have continued to be paid ever since - Morally I'm like wow I should tell someone this but here I am online shopping like 🤷‍♀️

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

It's been a sit in the library and listen to Dido whilst avoiding work kind of morning

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

How have I been stressing over/procrastinating an assignment all week then woke up still drunk this morning and finished it in an hour - once again alcohol solves all my problems

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

As if I've driven all the way down to Uni to find that one of the strangers I'm living with has locked my bedroom door I CANNOT MOVE IN TILL HE RETURNS ON SUNDAY

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

Tonight I felt stressed so layed in my bed and ate a whole box of Krave in 20 mins hbu

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

Tbh I am a gem 💎

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

@emleake ALWAYS on my mind 😍

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

@emleake MY BABY 😭😭😭

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

I think I’ve officially smelt death

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

In hindsight, leaving a mouldy protein shake in my hot enclosed room whilst going home for a week wasn’t my best idea

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

Hosting a fake meeting for an hour so that me and my pals can catch up on love island is maybe the best thing I've done on placement so far

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

Currently working in such a hipster office there's actually REAL LIFE pugs running around in here - hire me now please

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

The obscene level of excited that I got this morning at the new coffee machines in the office has made me realise - I have lost my soul and I need to get back to Uni.

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

Sat in the middle of a conference CRYING cause Emma got us Taylor Swift tickets honestly bless this girl

[Laura Osborn @laura_frogsborn]

Update: the guy came round to collect the phone I stole and he was a solid 11/10, don’t know why I didn’t just give him my number like a normal person