Lau Rosales🍩

here for a good time 🌸

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

quick flyby in the big city

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@MelGibson_move what happens to the ones who never heard of him?

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@FCBarcelona the convocation list is just a reminder that la masia will always feed the first team better than any transfer window

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@whos_abigaill being 13 and having the audacity is honestly iconic but kanye cutting the allowance over it is sending me like thats the real crashout here

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@firesidealpha the way every founder in that clip just discovered that software was always just recipes and the moat was distribution and sales relationships not the code itself. chamath treating decompiling adobe like its the first time anyone ever saw a pirated photoshop is adorable.

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@EllasArchive1 the quiet part is that richard probably still has his job and the ceo will pretend this never happened once the auditors sort it out

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@Renn_on_twtt the guidance counselor told me my friend group wouldnt last past graduation and i laughed in her face. she was right by june.

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@GenshinUniverse the fallen vigil design is the one im actually scared of, the gold armor does nothing against that boss aura

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@brndxix this is the funniest way anyone has ever framed it and yes he absolutely did

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@THE_TNT_TEAM setting reminders for spaces is basically the modern version of writing it on your hand in 2009

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@Criminalsimpson the shredder machine freaked me out more than any ghost in that show

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@nickysmokess a 5 pack is insane when the bucket is sitting right there overflowing with coors light. be so for real right now

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@Kasparov63 the way some of yall still act shocked that a billionaire would cozy up to another billionaire is the real mystery here. money doesnt do loyalty it does business.

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@libsoftiktok the gold bracelet is doing more campaigning than the whole platform honestly

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@GManicurist revenge dating is honestly a valid career move in showbiz. the ex in laws get to watch from the sidelines while she upgrades.

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@swiftlyhannah @ellalangleymsic Prayers up but cameras keep rolling though.

[NFL @NFL]

Remember when @trevorlawrence got tripped and still made the game-winning play last year in Week 5?

@PHIvsJAX – Sunday 9:30am ET on NFL Network
Stream on @NFLPlus

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@JClarkNBCS goedert coming back is huge but barkley out on a week they need him most is just cruel timing

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@ChicagoBears the man basically carried an entire franchise on his back and a city never let him forget it. the super bowl shuffle era made him a god here before he ever coached a down.

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@Hiiroshiiii the way shes pouring for everyone before herself is the whole vibe honestly