petal

just a queer lil bean // touch of the tism // private acc @j3lly070

#IStandWithUkraine #FreePalestine

she/they

[petal @laura_sux]

things my mother says that belong in a sitcom -

*in conversation about measuring an area for a new fridge*
"it just depresses me"
"what does?"
"thinking about the HEIGHT of things"

[petal @laura_sux]

queen shit

[ethan @ethannestor]

how the fuck do you fold fitted sheets I fucking hate them

[petal @laura_sux]

some of my old friends are so hateful lol

[Georgeclarkey @George_Clarkey]

Trying not to blame myself but Tess and Claudia literally only saw this once in 21 years and less than 2 weeks later they’ve stepped away

[michele ❥ @macheteplier]

mr and mrs markiplier

[♰ @reeceollld]

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

The world of haunted chocolatier is larger than stardew valley

[petal @laura_sux]

hope you all enjoy wanking each other off in a home that used to be mine 🫶🏻

[petal @laura_sux]

adding me for all of 30 seconds to apologise and then deleting/blocking me to hide the evidence is WILD you actual pussy

[Larian Studios @larianstudios]

unfriendly shadow-cursed lands man spider

[bubs!! @etoilepattinson]

anyways, trans rights!!!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Don’t know what all the fuss is about receiving a knighthood and being called SIR all my teachers in school were called SIR and they were all massive CUNTS dya get me bruv LG x

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

hmmmmm

[Turnover @turnoverva]

we released peripheral vision 10 years ago today

[Gaga Files @lgfiles]

the statues of Christ the Redeemer watching 2.5M people singing Judas

[Bell |COMMS OPEN| @PossiblyDog609]

do you think he still owns this hat. like does it call out to him like the green goblin mask