laura x

30, flirty & thriviiiing. MUFC ❤️

[laura x @lauraaaabxo]

And if at first you dont succeed, then dust yourself off and try again.

[Mr. Ballz @IamUtdballz]

💄🗣️Roy Kean when asked about Manchester United’s Midfield situation,

🗣️|”Absolute joke. You’ve got a massive club like Manchester United scrambling around like a bunch of amateurs because they can’t even plan a basic midfield.”

🗣️| “Casemiro has gone to Miami, Ugarte is badly injured, and the hierarchy is left shocked, scratching their heads.”

🗣️| “Now they’re crying that Real Madrid wants 120M for Tchouaméni while trying to lowball them with a pathetic 60M.”

🗣️| “If you want a top-tier player to fix your mess, you pay the money. Stop playing monopoly with the club's future and act like a serious football team.”

🗣️ “It’s embarrassing.”

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"What a FABULOUS HIT!"

Patrick Dorgu scores his first goal for Manchester United and what a way to score it! 🤩

[Morgan @utdscope]

We’ve made £135.3m in sales + loan fees.

Make the bid.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Real Betis reach agreement with Man Utd to sign Antony on permanent. #RealBetis initially wanted straight loan but #DeadlineDay deal for 25yo winger €25m package + 50% sell-on clause. No termination payment to Brazil int’l by #MUFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/l8GL3b1usC

[laura x @lauraaaabxo]

Enjoy sitting on that bench love 🤣🤣🤣

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Take a seat, Alejandro. 🪑

[laura x @lauraaaabxo]

@Ricky_B_Afc That's sickening 🤢🤢🤢 mental how some teams can't even spend £100m. It's wrong.

[Rick @Ricky_B_Afc]

Spurs are backkkkkkkk

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Kobbie Mainoo informs Man Utd of wish to leave on loan before deadline. 20yo told #MUFC no desire to sever ties but wants move for game time. Club made clear not sanctioning temporary switch + expect England int’l to fight for place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/2I3xJckFQc

[laura x @lauraaaabxo]

@UTDMaI No criminal record 🥹

[laura x @lauraaaabxo]

I beg @ManUtd put a striker on please 🤣

[laura x @lauraaaabxo]

@Ricky_B_Afc Means nothing when you're the one winning right now 😭 how is odeegard your captain still btw? 🤪

[laura x @lauraaaabxo]

A whole damn ball of anxiety.

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

What do my club have for me today

[Slimm @Crageslim]

When Benjamin Sesko visited Manchester United trophy cabinet room vs when Viktor Gyokeres visited Arsenal trophy cabinet room!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[centredevils. @centredevils]

Matheus Cunha wearing Manchester United’s 2025-26 third shirt ⚫️🟡

[MUFCEDIT @MUFCEDIT]

My Home ❤️

[Massilia Zone @MassiliaZone]

Paul Pogba sur Instagram :

"Someone is 🔙🔋 🐙"

[Ahmedd🧉 @Lisandrosprop]

Me tonight

[laura x @lauraaaabxo]

@FabrizioRomano What CFC project? 😂😂😂