laura 🌙

life is now 🦚

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[gam @mbafraaude]

Regla nº1 de los mundiales: En los partidos neutrales se va siempre con el país más tercermundista de los 2.

[Arantxa @arantxasette]

Que lástima que el inglés sea el idioma Universal cuando en español sabemos la diferencia en amar y querer, anhelar, soñar, desear, necesitar. Ser y estar

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[val ⋆˙⟡ﾟ☾ @val_emadressx]

sex and the city? yo diría celibato en el municipio

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 @clusterbitch_]

it’s crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

pulling inspo from the og baddie >>

[cj- @cjnieI]

happy birthday to one of the best dressed people to ever live

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

yo

[‎ً @diorismic]

manifesting a dua lipa type of summer

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

to prove you’re worthy of the great country of New Jersey

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i am aesthetically pro new jersey

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

whenever I buy food now it’s $17 and I’m like “okay that’s fine.” but privately it is not fine.

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

destroying ecosystems because you’re too lazy to make your own grocery list or can’t draw