internetuser

She/her. Do Good.

[internetuser @lauracarrie]

e m u

[Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather]

The emus are performing arcane summoning rituals in the backyard again.

[Benjamin Kunkel @kunktation]

Thankfully we have created these magic robots to spare you the burden of thinking, writing, making music and art—leaving you to your true passions such as dishwashing, trash disposal, and diaper-changing which we are unfortunately unable to automate at this time

[ネットで話題の動画 @baypinar35]

ハロウィンコス適性が高すぎるアヒル…

[Lee Brown @leebrown2]

Goosebumps! People often ask, is Shakespeare still relevant? Here is a great example, from the Steven Colbert Show, in which Sir Ian McKellen delivers an extraordinary speech. Shakespeare’s words are timeless, urgent and important.

#Shakespeare #ianmckellen #stevencolbert

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

Can we have this button fuckng everywhere

[trash jones @jzux]

letterboxd scares me because I have no idea how I feel about movies. I watch movies the same way cats look out the window, I just want to see

[chase @_chase_____]

taking the amtrak is so fun. when you drive all you see is ugly highways but when you take the train you get to see some guy’s weird backyard

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

I don’t want a side hustle, I don’t want to monetize my free time, I don’t want to found a tech start up that becomes a disruptor on an innovative tech platform, I want to fall asleep eating strawberries under a tree

[MPREG MAFIA @danieljbillo]

This quote was already funny because it is the literal exact opposite of what her book is about. 100% of Harry Potter is biological determinism. There were warning signs

[Espada @pumpkin_addict]

@thamosdeaf

[Emily @emilily88]

We’re not lying. Men cater to the male gaze more often than they realize.

[Gordon 🇵🇸 / rent controls fan account @istreasatuatha]

no politics in indiana jones

[human @vladimirlesbian]

even if Covid was “just a cold” I still wouldn’t want to be sick 19x in 6 years

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

people who have been using the em dash long before ai know that it’s the jazz riff of punctuation, the tightrope between intuition and impulse, the trapdoor for digressions—it’s the writing fidget spinner for centrifugal thinkers

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

It’s odd that it’s always framed that other countries “stole” American jobs, and not that the ultra wealthy shipped our jobs away for a quick buck.

[seanfucious @Seanfucious]

Something that broke post-apocalyptic stories for me was learning that gas would basically be unusable after a year

[Icona @iconawrites]

“In order to write you need to read a lot.” Yes, but you need to read like a writer. You need to pay attention to how different authors build tension, describe characters, transition from scene to scene. This is the one, most crucial practice that will improve your writing.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

90% of this show was conversations in jails how expensive could it possibly have been

[elderbug ☭🔻 @genevievehcr]

asking the thing that's destroying the trees to add trees to a photo