Laura Elgee

Can’t fake the funk 🎲

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

@ZARA_Care Order from 8/24 for $1,000 has been stuck processing for over a month. Standard support keeps 'escalating' with no follow-up. Please have a corporate manager contact me to fulfill this order immediately.

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

@Andy Laura from Idaho also wants to know if they didn’t think they’d get caught in all these public places.

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

@Andy Laura from Idaho wants Amanda to explain this post. #summerhousereunion

[Gabrielle @thegibsonfight]

This man has had one hell of a year battling stage 4 Hodgkins Lymphoma. When I tell you all he listens to is @zachlanebryan I’m not exaggerating. Help me surprise him with tickets to see Zach this August in Boise, Idaho! The shows sold out but I’m on a mission.

#zachlanebryan

[Gabrielle @thegibsonfight]

My 25 year old brother is fighting stage 4 Hodgkins Lymphoma and is @zachlanebryan ‘s biggest fan.

Zach is playing in Boise, Idaho this August and the show is sold out. My goal is to surprise him with tickets.

#zachbryansbiggestfan #cuckfancer #zachlanebryan #boiseidaho

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

Ketchum Mayor and City Council: Reduce the number of non-owner occupied short-term rentals in Ketchum https://t.co/wGcJzDdL8K via @Change

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

Less Houston, More Cowbell

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

Maddie: “I dated a guy who was awesome and checked every box but he was bald and then when I went to have sex with him he whipped his dick out and it looked so much like his bald head I couldn’t do it”

[Madd Cord @MaddCord]

When I decided to go celibate and really work on spending quality time with myself I NEVER thought it would come to this. This is some extreme exposure therapy. #QuarantineLife

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

The last thing America needs is more insanely wealthy people sitting in bunkers with immediate, guaranteed access to coronavirus tests if they cough even once telling us we need to go back to work to save their stock portfolios.

#NotDying4WallStreet

[Chargeway @chargeway]

@evgonetwork @RockyMtnInst Average people won’t take the time to read a 1,400 word article to understand charging. To use the competition (gas) they have to know one word: “Regular”.

Charging must be easy to learn for EVs to compete. Colors and numbers? Now THAT’S easy. 👍🏻😎

#chargeway #keepitsimple

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

Who’s Debbie and why is she down? Who’s Luke and why is he warm?

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

Why are hockey players so hot?

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

Me: You wear makeup? Well you do a good job cause I can’t tell.
Mads: Yeah I put highlighter on my elbows, it makes me look skinnier.

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

Can I start my entire life over?

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

I hate when my roommate has her boyfriend over because then I actually have to wear pants.

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

At what point in life do you become so good at living that you run out of coffee and cream at the same time?

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

Why do I feel like girls are always competing with each other?

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

I just got invited to a dogs birthday party... what has my life come to??

[Laura Elgee @lauraelgee]

San Francisco, the city of social climbers.