Laura Lee

I am an imperfect human serving a perfect God.

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Note to self: the "wait until the end to wash your clothes" method of packing for a trip does not work for people without a washer and dryer

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Flight to Oman? Booked! Free place to stay? Yes! First visa run here I come.

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When my husband is in a hurry and doesn't realize he's talking to me in Gujarati... 😐

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I don't know how it happened, but I, the girl who never liked institutionalized learning, is getting her masters! Come at me, MSW.

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Gujarati Thali is a gift straight from the hand of God.

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Facebook needs to stop "reminding me" of my life 7 years ago. There's a reason I'm not looking back on those photos, thanks. 😳

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The United States of America is getting real close to having one of its citizens renounce their citizenship and become Indian. ✌🏽

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"What's one thing you love about Cliff?"
"The most you annoyed I get with you is at your long prayers. And that's great."

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"Hey Cliff, after we get married, could we spend some of our honeymoon time with my family? I might not ever get to see my sisters again."😥

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"Recommended for you" reading on a website I frequent: "12 signs you were definitely homeschooled." That's embarrassing.

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I don't know how your day was, but I diarrheaed in my pants while teaching kids a song about Jesus. I be like, "I have to go, now." 🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼

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Oh God, come quickly.

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Is anyone actually offended at the Starbucks cups, or do we just like posting articles about how ridiculous it would be if you were?

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Open air homes - where you are bothered by your neighbor's snoring.

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The only properties coming up in my airbnb price range search are campsites. Can I stay in a hostel dorm on my honeymoon?

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And when I thought I was done receiving modesty scoldings: "Don't wear shorts [even] in the house. People from outside can see you."

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When marrying a scientist, put your communication needs in formulas.

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I just realized I'm getting married in 46 days. 😳

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You know what wedding planning is for a couple with families on the opposite sides of the world? A nightmare from the pits of hell itself.

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Me studying grammar: "What's the difference between यह and येह ?" Uncle: "Use whichever one feels right." <<< Indian precision at its finest