laura 🌻

• 29 • we didn’t realise we were making memories we were just having fun •

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

hi @LNRailway please give john a huge pay rise for his brilliant tour from bletchley to london this afternoon, it was thoroughly enjoyable!!! 🫶🏻✨

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

most watched ep of all time

[cants @cantseyy]

I hope it's on 24 hours in police custody

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

i fear i can never show my mum this or she might never recover

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Meet Punch — a macaque from a Japanese zoo with a difficult story

His mother abandoned him, and the caretakers raised him by hand. Later, he was moved into an enclosure with other monkeys, but he struggled to integrate into the group.

To give him some comfort, staff gave Punch a toy to replace his mother — and now he carries it everywhere.

After a viral video, visitors began coming specifically to see him, but he still plays alone, holding his plush “mom” close to his chest.

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

i requested harry styles or sabrina carpenter at this NYE party and the dj has played neither but somehow bonkers by dizzy rascal made the cut. first enemy of 2026 #confirmed

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

@calumscott omg this is beautiful and so cool!!!

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

@calumscott can’t wait ❤️✨🫶🏻

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

that’s our wend 💗

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

She must be a really bad driver to get her own sign.

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

auntie laura cannot wait to meet you my baby bee 🐝💗🫶🏼

[🪽katie @katieatkinsxo]

our daughter 🎀🩷

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

my mums been in france for 2 days and my dads just so happy that she’s called and he’s talking to her all about his day. imagine belting like that after almost 45 years 🥹

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

good old bletchley

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Decisions…

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

@AvantiWestCoast can you please advise why the 17:53 train from euston to piccadilly hasn’t left yet??? i am waiting in milton keynes and i have a connection in manchester

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

literally worked for 3 hours this afternoon then hosted a team big fat quiz of the year & played games. don’t waste ur holiday peeps 🙄

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

dunno why people waste their annual leave taking the time off between Christmas and New Year, in 3 days the only email I’ve had is from Hello Fresh from when I signed up with my work email to get another free trial

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

known about the work christmas party since last years work christmas party. known the actual date for the christmas party since april. still decides to shop for dress 2 weeks before christmas party

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

@ubereats_uk i have never ever had as many mistakes from a delivery but i’m missing items AGAIN. i’ll never use mcdelivery again. you never know what of the food you ordered is actually going to arrive

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

packing for my holiday : can of spite just hit the radiator and exploded all over my cushions 👍🏼

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

@calumscott the best news! cant wait ❤️🥹

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

me

[laura 🌻 @lauraelphy_]

my next free weekend is october. who am i

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“Wyd after work”

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