Laura

farmer and cheesemaker and silly little boy

[Laura @lauragsoda]

I just entered to win an awesome prize from ! https://t.co/CkEmQwCGaF

[Laura @lauragsoda]

Farting in the caves, call that stinky cheese

[Laura @lauragsoda]

@deweyit Ok but points for optimism right??

[Laura @lauragsoda]

My partner thought fleabag had a happy ending and i am choosing to see this as a strength

[Laura @lauragsoda]

Yo to my fellow knitters, u ever stress that a piece isn’t going to fit on ur body an then it does?? Straight serotonin🤩. Non knitters cant relate

[Laura @lauragsoda]

Walking around the house muttering the songs from wicked under my breath like the broadway stan i am

[Laura @lauragsoda]

If my most played song of the year is heat wave by snail mail u have my permission to call me a little bitch to my face

[Laura @lauragsoda]

Self-soothing by reminding myself that people have it worse than me (bella hadid not getting louboutins until she was 18)

[Laura @lauragsoda]

@TheMaineJess Forreal?? That’s maybe the most portland thing ive ever heard haha

[Laura @lauragsoda]

Dating someone w a flip phone be like

[Laura @lauragsoda]

@TheMaineJess Only rumors… but not out of the question tbh

[Laura @lauragsoda]

Not my roommate YELLING “THE WORLD DOESNT MAKE SENSE” when i told her about pete davidson and kim kardashian 😭😭

[Laura @lauragsoda]

@TheMaineJess @SlingbladeWilly @ImLeifErickson I think ur dad and i should be friends

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

I love how every time Pete Davidson starts dating another beautiful celebrity everyone’s like “wtf is happening how did he do this what is this mystery???” and everybody refuses to entertain the possibility that he might have a nice personality.

[Laura @lauragsoda]

Which is to say,,, i will be tweeting more

[Laura @lauragsoda]

Being in a happy healthy relationship actually makes me funnier bc i just wanna make them laugh all the time!!

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

manifesting eating a cider donut at some point this weekend