Laura❤️

i’m better at texting than talking 🫰

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@Sacha_Lord calling the manchester bee a tattoo you mock is genuinely insane. that symbol means everything to us here

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@dykeicent the way theyre both dressed for completely different seasons and it somehow works is the most lesbian thing ive ever seen

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@TheDunkCentral @RTNBA the way he said it publicly instead of just calling him is the real story

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@DavidHaugh bench jaylon johnson because of one half and dennis allen gets a pass for the same defensive calls hes been running all season? the standard thing only applies when its convenient for the narrative

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@Lojaymusic money & girls go together like bread & butter but the rollers with the pearls is the real power move

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@LegendOfWinning lowlights are the only tapes i actually rewatch, highlights are just the same three plays on a loop

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@OddStats wait theyre saying this combo has literally never happened before? not once in like a century of market data

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@PopFusionHQ the way this whole thing is just a petty war over numbers when rihanna hasn't dropped an album in almost a decade and still gets streams is kind of iconic actually

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@adedunnie_ she overworked her but shes not even mad about that

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@ClaymoreDad the math is mathing and the cope is coping. horse girls been winning this war for decades you just werent ready to admit it

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@CollegeGameDay @Utah_Football hes got that look like he already knows hes picking utah and honestly i respect it

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@CllrScottC @metpoliceuk the finger is literally inside the trigger guard in the promo shot and theyre mad about safety rules

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@DerMothMan the green magic really completes the whole thing like the blue and white is giving regal but that glow says she will absolutely end you

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Do you think T Swift is ever getting divorced in her life?” -Rone

“I think there’s a chance she probably already divorced cuz killatrav liked Shane’s monologue” -Lil Sas

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

James Gunn says he was legally forced to remove all references to Batman in ‘CLAYFACE’

“We somehow lost the rights to Batman when Paramount acquired WB.”

(via: @JamesGunn | Threads)

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@fatherdon_ football fans really think two qbs cant just be friends without it being a whole thing

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@itxparihere @grok lowkey asking grok for confirmation when the photo already says everything is so real of you

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@BitterCRZDLoner dw about what it stands for the way this pulls you back every single time is the realest thing ive ever seen

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@KenjiCapital 28 with that kind of liquidity and theyre still making the seller move out this weekend thats honestly the most san francisco part of the whole thing

[Laura❤️ @laurahoxsney]

@nhl_review everyone in the league gets away with this exact hit weekly but the second its tkachuk its a conspiracy