Laura

I once got my hand stuck in a picnic table at MIT.

rhet & comp & being a swamp person

[Our Esquina @OurEsquina]

Did you know they call new Astros slugger Isaac Paredes “El Tigre,” the Tiger?
El Tigre pounced with a tying 2-run homer to force extra innings in Hermosillo’s eventual 8-6 victory over Yaquis.
The Naranjeros now lead their playoff series 3-2.
#Astros
🎥 @Liga_Arco
🐅🇲🇽

[Laura @lauraishness]

The US hosting (and TV coverage) of #CopaAmerica2024 says we have a whhhollleeee lotta work to do before #WorldCup2026.

[Laura @lauraishness]

@jessyjph And what a four that was.

[Laura @lauraishness]

Love hearing @JuliaMorales call the #Astros play-by-play tonight! Go 'stros! 💙🧡💙🧡

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Buchanan sending off is a disgraceful decision.

[Laura @lauraishness]

Limited edition Arsenal socks.

#CFCW

[Laura @lauraishness]

Prize money on Is it Cake? is 140% higher than Love Island UK.

[Laura @lauraishness]

Overhearing passing conversations about data science is the auditory equivalent of being crop-dusted.

[Laura @lauraishness]

From my search history this week:
Naval- vs. navel- gazing. Which is ships? Which is belly buttons?

[Laura @lauraishness]

Dear world, no one cares about your Zoom meeting screenshots.

[Laura @lauraishness]

Announced to waiter on Tuesday: "Just one check is great. Friends can pay me back on @vimeo."

#eldermillenial

[Laura @lauraishness]

@ChickfilA y'all're teaching everyone how to zipper in traffic and it's A SERVICE TO HUMANITY.

[Laura @lauraishness]

@teracpruitt The post directly under yours in my feed. #meta

[Laura @lauraishness]

TBH Succession kindof ruined the Matthew Macfadyen Pride & Prejudice.

"If I eat any more songbirds, I’m gonna hurl." #mostardently

[Laura @lauraishness]

Quarantine day septfth-dy-teenth: dry shampoo supplies are running low.

[Jared Polis @jaredpolis]

True that.

[Laura @lauraishness]

Teachers 👏talking 👏about 👏#IRC👏and 👏#hypercard.👏Y'all I'm feeling SO #nostalgic.

[Laura @lauraishness]

Every professor ever next week:

[Laura @lauraishness]

True love is sharing a home with someone learning to play the #clarinet.

[Laura @lauraishness]

Going to tell my kids this was research.