Laura Knell

brain in a jar

she/her

[Laura Knell @lauraknell]

@MattWBZ @wbznewsradio @jamieloftusHELP wedding planning SOLVED

[Megan Beth Koester @bornferal]

If you’re waiting in line to walk into the Pacific Ocean with rocks in your pockets, STAY IN LINE

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

ive never libbed out harder reading a sentence

[Laura Knell @lauraknell]

Short out to everybody who doesn't have a goiter thanks to iodized salt, whoop whoop

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

it's going to be an incredible week for media literacy i can feel it

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me talking about Ann Selzer (who I found out exists one hour ago)

[Laura Knell @lauraknell]

I wonder if they would have been so staunch about the WWII blackouts if they'd had floodlighting available to them beforehand.

[Laura Knell @lauraknell]

A shot of the evening sky during the Man City game has made me realize why these people like soccer so much: it's the only place with any light in the entire town.

[Laura Knell @lauraknell]

All winter you either sit at home starting into one perpetual cloud's underbelly or you get some light spectrum therapy at the stadium.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

[Busch Light Tyce Forever @BrostaDelMar]

DEMOCRATS FIXED THE MCDONALDS ICE CREAM MACHINES??????

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it

[ste @chai_ste]

???

[Laura Knell @lauraknell]

One advantage of living in the greater LA area is being accustomed elaborately costumed people in stride. Doesn't necessarily prepare you for a fully decked out Beetlejuice walking into a Target though

[Max @maxtmcc]

the 48-48 Pennsylvania polls will continue until morale improves

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Yankees fans stayed to boo the Dodgers trophy presentation. Gotta respect that.

[Laura Knell @lauraknell]

Three cheers to whoever that was (Kiké?) wearing 🇵🇷 during the post-game celebrations

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Incredible

[Nada Elmikashfi @nadaelmikashfi]

Yesterday, I had the rare opportunity to sit down w/ @Tim_Walz to talk about the issues that were important to me as a Muslim. As many of you know, these past few months have been haunting. But even with my misgivings about the campaign, it was important to bring up Sudan to..🧵