lauralane

journalist, author of the books Cinderella & The Glass Ceiling + This Is Why You're Single, comedy writer, retired podcaster @thisiswhythepod

[The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @The_Belladonnas]

"This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, especially since the plane has an engine failure." By @lauralane https://t.co/VTaWNwZ4vZ

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New humor piece for all the credit cardless fools: “Please Sign Up For Our Inflight Airline Credit Card Offer” by @lauralane https://t.co/mV83tKOgoT

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

“The plant food looks like a packet of cocaine, but we promise you it’s most likely not.” In @newyorkerhumor, some tips on how to care for your new floral arrangement. https://t.co/GcHNSGqnmz

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Wrote a new humor piece for @NewYorker called "How to Care for Your New Floral Arrangement." .... no one will ever buy me flowers again after this one. https://t.co/NenZ9IjhTY

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

“I’ve been lucky to have had an inside view of Daphne’s relationship, which she talks about to millions of strangers every week on our podcast.” https://t.co/eJ91BqiXco

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Gave a few wedding speeches last year that inspired this latest humor piece up on @newyorker! Wedding Speech for My Podcast Co-host https://t.co/Tjc5ILEVKc

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I’ve clearly been going to too many appointments lately. New humor piece up on @newyorkerhumor

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

If you’re 10 minutes late—I mean, geez, talk about rude! What, were you raised by salamanders? (They perceive time more slowly.) https://t.co/iI3c7t3Bzj

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

If you’re 10 minutes late—I mean, geez, talk about rude! What, were you raised by salamanders? (They perceive time more slowly.) https://t.co/iI3c7t3Bzj

[lauralane @lauralane]

Wrote this piece in the latest issue!

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Meet DALL-E, a new artificial-intelligence program that creates original art of its own, in any style, based on written prompts. (Bonus points if you can get the joke in the name, which is a portmanteau.)
https://t.co/2bN2oXyvpD

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Meet DALL-E, a new artificial-intelligence program that creates original art of its own, in any style, based on written prompts. (Bonus points if you can get the joke in the name, which is a portmanteau.)
https://t.co/2bN2oXyvpD

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

How can you be sure the name you choose for your child is good? There are experts for that. https://t.co/JH0cr6qIum

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

“We are selling the upstate property that we purchased a year into the pandemic, when we freaked out and overpaid for a shack in the woods.” https://t.co/15PRmXix4J

[lauralane @lauralane]

Bought an upstate house, wrote a humor piece @NewYorker: Listing for the Upstate Home We Bought During the Pandemic https://t.co/EhfknzYFCP

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This was a fun one to write! For Sale: Baby Names, Lightly Used https://t.co/pDhYW55apg via @NewYorker

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Wrote this piece while simultaneously breastfeeding my own newborn. Grateful to the women for sharing their experience.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

How do you have a baby on tour? Inside the pain, sacrifice, and triumph of motherhood in music — a relentless industry that discourages time off and asks female artists to tour while 38 weeks pregnant. https://t.co/SueskEBjv6

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

How do you have a baby on tour? Inside the pain, sacrifice, and triumph of motherhood in music — a relentless industry that discourages time off and asks female artists to tour while 38 weeks pregnant. https://t.co/SueskEBjv6

[lauralane @lauralane]

My Williamsburg moms group is the best thing to happen to my maternity leave

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

They call themselves the “stroller mafia,” and they are looking for Channing Tatum. https://t.co/dU0YFcHzmZ

[lauralane @lauralane]

Wrote about the enviable upstate weekend of designer and @CHANEL guru Robert Fuller for @TimesUnion: https://t.co/3wG5o40qVn

[This Is Why (the podcast) @thisiswhythepod]

New episode! This week, we welcome @AlexiPappas, an award-winning writer, filmmaker, and Olympic athlete who wrote the new book Bravey: Chasing Dreams, Befriending Pain, and Other Big Ideas.

https://t.co/QPpCTri5mL

[lauralane @lauralane]

RIP @thepitnyc. This theater changed my life. I met lifelong friends, wrote a lot of very bad and occasionally good sketches, wrote a show that became my first book and got proposed to on stage. Hope to see you in the next life!