Laura

If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake

[Laura @lauralaura_xo]

@auspost
Can someone please give me any
Update? Package LG962300424GB been sitting in Melbourne 8 days now according to royal mail. Auspost app still says not scanned into system yet?

[Jon Hutchinson @jon_hutchinson_]

Can everyone *please* check the duty rota to see if you are the Prime Minister this afternoon and make sure that you are there if you are.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[G_mble @G_mble9]

The British public is genuinely more angry at Prince Harry marrying a mixed race woman than they are at Prince Andrew literally shagging kids

[Laura @lauralaura_xo]

@JessicaCVL Duck it is, Gav. Cooked in honey, and lime. Immense.

[Laura @lauralaura_xo]

@EdmundsHse14 @JessicaCVL You’re the bravest of all though!!!

[Laura @lauralaura_xo]

@JessicaCVL Check psychopaths weekly

[Laura @lauralaura_xo]

@JessicaCVL That’s it. I thought it was Rory someone. Haha that was fucked 90 people in a P.E class

[CNN @CNN]

Police ordered a McDonald's in Scotland to stop selling milkshakes over fears people would dunk them over Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage, staff said, after a flurry of incidents left prominent right-wing campaigners doused in them. https://t.co/6NIGAmlXT9

[Laura @lauralaura_xo]

@libbycwatson No! Only I may dance

[Curry Bradshaw @queerdiscox]

Whether you get the A-Level grades you wanted or not, important thing to remember is that years down the line you’ll have forgotten all about this as you mindlessly perform work you have no passion for, resent colleagues & count down the seconds until you’re either drunk or dead

[Angela Kinsey🍩 @AngelaKinsey]

Angela

[Laura @lauralaura_xo]

@JessicaCVL I got one on a cocktail recently and i legit thought it was a raw prawn im sickened

[issy @issyazalea]

why do mums always tell u stuff then say “don’t go posting anything on facebook” hun i haven’t posted anything since 2002 i highly doubt my comeback post is gonna be surrounding Sandra’s divorce

[Cameron @_cvmeron_]

as if 2018 couldn’t get anymore fucking wild

[charlotte crackett @CharlieCrackett]

EVERY single pair of Topshop jeans I have owned have got a hole in the inner thigh and also faded to near enough grey... but will I turn my back on the 50 quid bastards... no I will not. They are officially the fuck boy you run back to even though u know they will fuck u over.

[Emily Blandford💫 @emily_blandford]

That’s enough Facebook for one day

[Marc II @marcfc]

The Daily Mail published an article claiming that ‘no one is 100% straight’ and this is possibly my favourite comment ever.