laura ❤️‍🔥

25 ☻ UofR

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I’m so lucky I get to live to see a beautiful picture like this

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[ֶֶֶֶֶ @hatsumeli]

the feminine urge to say “ok bye” and then expect 200 messages 100 calls 50 emails and 3 letters

[g @34rths]

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

PS- it’s hard not to love this little guy. I cant let Rise out of my sight…currently tethered to my water bottle.

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[Dr Sanchi @mostlyylame]

Your first mistake in life as a woman, is to assume a man doesn't know what he is doing.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

‘wyd?’

Me: ‘Nothing’

*Incoming call*

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

My laundry hamper is full again.

[miia @miiagarro]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

As long as you don’t need gas or groceries things aren’t so bad

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

swifties in the workplace

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[mo @MonetJew]

once a man comfortable around you they inner child come out 😭😭😭 like having a son

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

april fools is cancelled this year because there’s no bigger joke than the current state of america

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Yes and I wish I acted worse!