Laura Lineback

Artist Human

[Laura Lineback @lauralineback]

I think the boomers have had their time and we should just start calling them babies now.

[Laura Lineback @lauralineback]

@davejorgenson “Sincerely, Mom”
Old people signing a text

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@davejorgenson What are we supposed to write? “Dearest Goody Proctor😁”

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@alieward @LeahRemini @Ologies I need @LeahRemini and @MikeRinder to reply to this 2 year old ask!!

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@PhilzCoffee I’ve been scouring #philz for a sticker of Phil’s head. Please print these again! Xo

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Instead of writing my paper in MLA I wrote it in MLM. I got an F, but can I interest you in these smoothies or leggings? #MLM

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#captcha

[Laura Lineback @lauralineback]

@GloriaSteinem I want to cite this quote from you: “Girls are taught to view their bodies as unending projects to work on, whereas boys from a young age, are taught to view their bodies as tools to master their environment." But I can't find when/where it originated-You remember?

[Laura Lineback @lauralineback]

This makes sense #harrypotter #imadethis @realDonaldTrump

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Will someone from the Spelling Brigade contact @zoom_us ?

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Me when I see “Edible cookie dough”:
“Guys, all cookie dough is edible. Think about it.”

[Laura Lineback @lauralineback]

Zoom: "Your internet connection is unstable"
Me: "Oh good, we have that in common" #zoom

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Has anyone tried showing @jk_rowling this episode of The Baby Sitters Club? 😭 #TransWomenareWomen

[Laura Lineback @lauralineback]

100% of the proceeds of this sale will go to @TransEquality
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Follow @thegaylyprophet for ideas on how we can embrace art but not the artist.
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Acrylic, watercolor & pen on 9”x12” yupo paper. @jk_rowling #TransLivesMatter #HarryPotter #buyart

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[Laura Lineback @lauralineback]

Me trying to leave the house to go to school/work after quarantine is over

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@CourtneyPong @WhitneyCummings Burn

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@kaeli Hold on, you're not Beyonce?

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Me, dumb, reading Twitter: They pulled down a statue of Christopher Columbus and dumped him in the harbor

Spouse, driving: Good

8yo son, backseat: Who’s Christopher Columbus?

Spouse: It doesn’t matter

Me: He was an Italian sailor

Son: Oh then he won’t mind being in the water

[Laura Lineback @lauralineback]

I love when people try to hold on to something with “But, we’ve always done it this way!”

So your main point in this argument is that you don’t have one, got it.