Laura Löwe Trötter

if you're bored then you're boring.

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

Bathroom doorknob is stuck. Waiting for husband to find WD-40. We cannot get out. Drums, drums in the deep.

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

Days of exercise in a week: 5-7
Type of exercise: My authority

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

@BenjaminRude No need to READ! Just turn on whatever news pundit you already agree with and let them educate you!

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

When did Texas stop using coal/natural gas generators, and why do wind turbines work in Antarctica but not here? Just curious bc I seem to be surrounded by energy economists all of a sudden.

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

@chrisseidman @GolfChannel A nice Seinfeld binge. Good for what ails you!

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

So I’m immortal.

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

People with large thighs or wide hips are less likely to die early, according to scientists https://t.co/62Kq0aMIg2

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

-Weary: tired (verb)
-Leery: cautious (adj)
-Wary: cautious (adj)
Just a little tip for you folks who conflate leery and wary and end up telling people to be weary of snakes in the creek. Toodle-oo!

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

Send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

Rest in power, beloved Justice Ginsburg. I’m lost for my own words, but I love these:

[Ruth Franklin 🍵 @ruth_franklin]

According to Jewish tradition, a person who dies on Rosh Hashanah, which began tonight, is a tzaddik, a person of great righteousness. Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

But c’mon, how often do you share a name with a natural disaster?

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

Hurricanes are serious. Don’t make dark, punny and lightly self-deprecating jokes about them, Laura; it’s insensitive. #HurricaneLaura

[Law⚡️ @LawJSharma]

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

And he lived happily ever after... to the end of his days. #bilbobaggins #ripianholm

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

Coming back to Twitter after years like

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Celebrating Chris' birthday with an #aaronlewisconcert at… https://t.co/4QHytzP8jJ

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

There's a thunderstorm outside. Isn't there some kind of legal protection of my right to stay in bed and not go to work?

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

69° bedroom, oscillating fan. Dogs snuggled on my legs. Blanket hot, fresh from the dryer. Clean face, brushed teeth, chapstick on. #heaven

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

I had planned my first endeavor, but the world had plans for me. I am lost, but not forever. I am where I'm meant to be. -poemforyoursprog

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

When your thumb twitches involuntarily over "People You May Know" and you friend request your ex's mom 😱 #Noooooooo #improvingprayerlife

[Laura Löwe Trötter @lauralowe]

Honesty without compassion is brutality. If you're "just being honest," and hurting feelings, try introducing some tact and good intention.