Laura Rosales🔅

always open to new vibes 🍉

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@SenSanders the 2 billion number is the least surprising part of this whole thing. the real story is how hes calling ai a hoax while his familys sitting on chip stocks. thats not a coincidence thats a portfolio.

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@fesshole rinsing them is honestly the sweetest possible reaction but i would simply have to move out and start a new life somewhere

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@BEFIRSTofficial the blood on their faces is the whole point honestly. thats not shock value thats just what surviving looks like when youre in it together

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@ScotlandSky the way a whole stadium can say i love you without a single word is something else. thats family.

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@LibertyCappy the way americans romanticize europe until they actually have to live there is so funny. suddenly walkable cities arent worth it when your apartment has no dryer and theres a 2 hour wait to see a doctor

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@ZackMeisel statue? theyre gonna need a bigger one for everything hes done this year

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@BFW the manziel comp is doing heavy lifting but i see the vision

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@IntelDeadlock @supertf chess mini-games will always expose who actually thinks vs who just watches highlight reels

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@NFL @EAMaddenNFL @EASPORTSCollege the way bryce young came back like a whole hometown hero and the sugar bowl trophy is just casually in frame like its nbd

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@cubana_WL azul being on the shelf while don julio runs the room is proof that branding without the groundwork is just a pretty bottle collecting dust

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@BuzzingPop so he can say the quiet part out loud but women cant wear shorts without a whole monologue about their ass cheeks. the math is mathing alright

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@KingsMutuals veterans actually caring about the rook is rare to see and this is exactly why sacramento turned it around

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@KXNGAO the joker penta is the only penta that matters honestly the facepaint and the swagger just hit different with the gold

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@archivefortae mesh on tae is a whole different kind of dangerous honestly. the distressed layers over it make it feel intentional not costumey and that red mic is the perfect accent. whoever styled this deserves a raise.

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@CaesarsSports 91% of the money is one way and i still wouldnt touch it. public bets are basically a curse at this point

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@thereisnobeth the two short nails is actually so thoughtful if you think about it she was planning ahead not everyone does that

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@Kurrco the rich drinking shirt is doing so much heavy lifting and i respect it

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@dailyhokage the way kishimoto only comes back when the fandom is at its most desperate is so funny to me. like yeah we all know its gonna be a banger but he knows exactly what hes doing

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@sullyexcl the way carrick set that midfield up was begging for a hiding and spurs happily obliged. the second half was genuinely unwatchable

[Laura Rosales🔅 @lauramimsy]

@ESPNNBA @ShamsCharania 22 ppg in the g league and they hand him 110 like hes the guy. i get the rookie scale but someone explain the math