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[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

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[Count Binface @CountBinface]

You know there’s something rotten when criminal offences at the heart of government would be better investigated by the Met Office than the Met.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Literally no one has ever raised this with me as an MP. EVER! They do however tell me that they cannot afford their heating, they say they can't get their disabled kids a school place, they tell me they called the police and no one came. But sure a quarter of sweets will solve it

[laura @lauramittensis]

@WakeyDramaPaul That’s so annoying, I how there was nothing personal in there other than the obvious bank cards etc x

[laura @lauramittensis]

@WakeyDramaPaul You find it Paul?

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Can't help but note this unstable, cyclical man-rota of repetitive failure does seem to lead to the suggestion "Maybe let the women take over for a bit."

[laura @lauramittensis]

Hello paneer stuffed mushrooms @TheCumin

[laura @lauramittensis]

It’s my birthday

[laura @lauramittensis]

@DWCookie Good lord

[laura @lauramittensis]

@WakeyDramaPaul @RefugeCharity I will make a donation x

[laura @lauramittensis]

Amazing ⁦@WakeyDramaPaul⁩ . Well done you and Laura Alice x

[laura @lauramittensis]

Coronavirus: Is my lockdown drinking normal? - BBC News.
National news lady ⁦@MhairiMcF⁩ xx https://t.co/I1RbYMfpu6

[laura @lauramittensis]

⁦@MhairiMcF⁩

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Greta Thunberg "unstable" says man who had an emotional breakdown over a sausage roll:

[laura @lauramittensis]

@WakeyDramaPaul Matlock, High Tor then matlock bath. It got well scary at giddy edge.

[laura @lauramittensis]

February sunshine

[laura @lauramittensis]

Good shrooms (paneer stuffed) @TheCumin 😍

[laura @lauramittensis]

@DWCookie Ha ha!