laura.

I knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

[laura. @lauramurfee]

If you ever hear me say “someone said” I mean “I saw on twitter”

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

“I’m hammered” - Kyle Schwarber

Make this man a Phillie for life

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

The @LewisCapaldi return got me in my feelings. I love that man. Sexually.

[T8er ⁷ @Tatertotzsz]

Just when I said I was out, love island pulls me RIGHT BACK IN #LoveIsland #NICOLANDRIA

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

4 year old me watching Dora & Boots head the wrong direction

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[michi ⸆⸉ 🤎🍂🪵 @cowboylikemichi]

her next move is gonna be selling evermore because she hates it

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

John Kruk was not impressed with field reporter Taryn Hatcher's effort on a foul ball.

"She went after that one like she goes after a piece of steak... (decidedly long pause)... vegan."

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[laura. @lauramurfee]

nothing sets me off after a long day at work like having to do some random ass chore. why do I have to empty my dishwasher rn, I’m gonna scream

[mothman @grantisdumb]

Coworkers talking about how much they love chatgpt

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i could’ve been pope if it weren’t for this bum knee

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

when you hit a home run you get a treat.

[Justin Lever ❤️⚾️ @JustinLever3]

PEOPLE OVER 14 WOULD LIKE GIVEAWAYS TOO, PHILLIES

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

LEFT FIELDER EDMUNDO SOSA

[໊ @sonohoor]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[kellie ☀️ @cemeteryfIowers]

first “it’s so over” and “we’re so back” of the season lets gooooooo

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

🚨 The first Schwarbomb of 2025