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[laura @laurandriel]

what if we kissed inside the great fiberglass muskie

[laura @laurandriel]

@thesammiisofar I genuinely seen someone the other day say “xeet” instead of tweet. made my entire body cringe

[shenetworks @shenetworks]

My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't use the car seat my mother used for my sister and I, because it’s “not safe".
Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.

[james @jms_tny]

i’m turning 28 next week which is an age i once set as a deadline when i would commit suicide and i’m so happy to finally be in a place where i can say that’s still on the table

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I think porn addiction is one of those things like ghost encounters and missing flights. it can only happen to you if you’re deeply stupid. it’s something a lower primate would have happen to them. Waaah! I can’t go to work, I love tugging on my shit too much!!!

[laura @laurandriel]

@MichaelaOkla @erinmhk no bc not wanting Walt to get caught while watching is insane to me

[laura @laurandriel]

my bf literally has to use all of his self control not to rip his skin off every single day bc his ocd tells him he’d feel better without skin. I immediately hate anyone who makes jokes abt OCD bc it’s such an extreme illness to have to deal with

[emily may @emilykmay]

people talk about ocd like "lol people have to wash their hands 100 times a day!" or "your closet must be color coordinated" and not "i saw a commercial that made me think God was trying to tell me that my entire family will die."

[laura @laurandriel]

like ….. y’all know who these weird internet celebrities are ? …….. I’m really sorry to hear that tbh

[laura @laurandriel]

I love getting online and seeing people being exposed/cancelled and it’s ppl I’ve never even heard of before. not living on social media is such a gift <333333

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

When they said just move the egg to the uterus during an ectopic pregnancy.

When they said a woman can’t get pregnant if raped because her body shuts down.

When they said IVF can only happen one embryo at a time.

When Republicans reject science, it’s women who get punished.

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

here’s 4 questions i recommend asking on a first date to really get to know them better:

1) do you wear wigs?
2) have you worn wigs?
3) will you wear wigs?
4) when will you wear wigs?

[laura @laurandriel]

@RayRayRooRoo77 yeah the humans who were the dogs owners NOT the woman who was hired to dog sit them then wwas attacked

[laura @laurandriel]

@mp3_alex_x @RayRayRooRoo77 @bstrat515 @creepydotorg except she wasn’t an intruder. they weren’t defending anything. they had MET her already, this woman was not a stranger to them. this is an example of irresponsible and ignorant dog owners. there’s no reason to train your dogs to attack anyone who walks through the door.

[laura @laurandriel]

someone: *gets mauled by a dog*
dog people: yeah but they must have been abusing the dog c’mon they deserved it !

[@Jay P. @OtakuBucsFan]

@timecaptales @creepydotorg Did they starve those dogs or something?

[laura @laurandriel]

@inner_stand you okay??

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

[laura @laurandriel]

have no clue who this is or how old she is but she looks young as fuck y’all are so fucking weird when it comes to women aging

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

This new hair is aging her so much

[laura @laurandriel]

mf doesn’t know what a reptile is

[laura @laurandriel]

@AfcBanks_ @SaycheeseDGTL they murdered her. is that enough of the missing story or???