lauren

catching a vibe

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that it blew a hole through the palm of my hand like Jesus nailed to the cross

[Blitz 🐧 @MechaGoddess]

The otaku dream is owning enough merchandise to make most visitors deeply uncomfortable

[lauren @laurandyy]

Does anyone listen to Placebo anymore cuz damn

[lauren @laurandyy]

This is my grandfathers watch

[lauren @laurandyy]

How many unburned carbs did you consume today

[lauren @laurandyy]

Happy acen

[lauren @laurandyy]

Why. Does nobody ever ask for their check. Never. Why

[aba @user2419001]

Said retard infront of the blue haired girl at work today

[𓄒 @BLOODANDFLAME]

Being sober is like being raped

[lauren @laurandyy]

12 beers and 111 pounds whats the math on that

[lauren @laurandyy]

Why are trans people sodium maxxing

[lauren @laurandyy]

I need to stop punching walls when I drink

[lauren @laurandyy]

No matter what happens to me at least I have passion

[lauren @laurandyy]

https://t.co/cbDV3rmJCW

[lauren @laurandyy]

I now pronounce you husband and wife

[a @a8065287968522]

I want to go out and get murdered tonight

[lauren @laurandyy]

Whoever ate my buffalo nuggets at my job that was in the breakroom last night just know you have covid #getfucked

[Sakaki Karin @mianmian1127]

義勇💦
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