laura (on an elegant walk)

she/they 💖💜💙/💛🤍💜🖤 professional thembo

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

#USAElections2024

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

@RingsideGabs if I were a cat I would 100% consider this photo a threat

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

notes app apology for trying to argue with terfs when I forgot their brains are so permeated with microplastics that they have no human empathy. send tweet

[jos @josiahhughes]

i just saw a chilling video from Springfield. a man speeding home from work found a glowing green uranium rod in his trousers and threw it out his window, nearly hitting a skateboarding boy with it.

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

I hope all 6 of you had a lovely day out!

[Jean Hatchet @JeanHatchet]

Great speeches at Lesbian Strength today. Standard silly opposition from men. #LesbianStrength

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

dark horse contender for favorite video online. can't even think about it without laughing

[george 🎏 @gmbarnard22]

old jamaica ginger beer being discontinued

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Phenomenal Tony Soprano impression I’m SCREECHING

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

I have to admit that I chickened out of going. Feel a right twat now - should have known that decent, open-minded people far outnumber the brainless, hateful morons

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The far-right have been run out of Leeds.

[Isa @isaperezxx]

- Serena Williams was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female
-Caster Semennya was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female
-Imane Khalifa was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female
Take what you want from this.

[stretch 5 at your local LA Fitness @HGTVontheRadio]

Rosa Sharts

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i'm on the airplane

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

Still the best tweet of all time

[The Dark Knight @DarienBMG]

The whitest thing I’ve ever done is my mom made me mad so I got on Smackdown vs Raw 07 and created a wrestler that looked like her and then fought her in a TLC match. I was going crazy in that match.

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

taking this as an enormous compliment

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

@childejc @Jc62Matildamog Great idea! I think that’s kind of the point of the new laws being brought in. So glad you agree with them Eric, you clever boy

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

fao bigots:

[Mat @PodcastClipsMD]

Leeds Green councillor Mothin Ali doing his part to calm the riot in Leeds. #leeds #riots

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

@childejc @Jc62Matildamog Hi Eric, happy to help! Where a landlord isn’t frightened about their tenants being given basic rights, I feel it’s acceptable for them to own multiple properties.

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

@childejc @Jc62Matildamog Sounds like he’s both greedy AND financially irresponsible if he tied his entire survival to variable-rate borrowing, Eric! And add ‘morally bankrupt’ to that list if he can only get by when his tenants’ rights are limited!

[laura (on an elegant walk) @lauraontoast]

@childejc @Jc62Matildamog Yes he is! Hope that clears it up for you. If he has no other income maybe he should get a real job instead of relying on borrowing to get by!