laura

womp womp

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Roddy the Ruin storming Tumbleton

[westerosies @westerosies]

Daemon: “Lord Roderick, are you still prepared to die for your queen?”

Roderick: “Can’t fucking wait.”

#HouseOfTheDragon

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When Pitbull dies I would like to be considered for the role of Mr Worldwide

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

wow I’m so glad I turned that barely noticeable pimple into an open wound

[westerosies @westerosies]

Gwayne…. #HouseOfTheDragon

[amora ♡ forced recov @amorafawn]

does ur hair ever get so greasy you start feeling mordibly obese

[finn @notebookpapr]

i consider roger from american dad a close personal family friend of mine

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

Ser Criston Cole, you’ve survived this episode once again, I’ll be there next episode.

[rulji @jjmileo]

ITS HOUSE OF THE DRAGON DAY!!

[L✰🇵🇹🇫🇷 @callmepurrp]

scuba for the one true queen of the realm

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

my house of june 21st:

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

my life. or as i like to call it. the incident.

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Devonta Smith fantasy managers:

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[࿇ @bloodingly]

Some milk of the poppy would fix me for sure

[Victor Williams @ThePhillyPod]

Chris Jones: “You don’t even have 100 yards.”

Jalen Hurts: “We won the f*ckin game shut your ass up.” 💀