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[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[remx @biigrem]

ABBA has a song for literally every human experience. having a crush, being broke, getting dumped, making up, turning 17, watching your daughter grow up, being horny, defeating the French… they really covered every possible situation

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[Sidd @javale_mcmeme]

The unambitious of this country yearn for Davis, California

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

I’ll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell “SEN10RS” like that....

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[mel ❀ la n6 ia @ihrtguts]

guys oakland is so sketchy and unsafe don’t go to unraveled tour oakland

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

got a tornado warning while in an AMC theater. everyone looked around when phones went off and went back to watching the movie because risking death Feels Good in a Place Like This

[Drebae @Drebae_]

me trying to hold myself back from shopping and spending recklessly just because the sun is out

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

any time i hesitate trying a new restaurant because im scared its going to be bad and a waste of money i remember bourdain’s advice that to be a foodie you must never be afraid to have a bad meal.