Lauren Devolin

I am a hurricane with a heartbeat, and I am learning to accept that not everyone can handle that.🖤

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Want to know what it’s like trying to dress a toddler? My daughter just yelled at me “I have boobs, I don’t need a shirt!” And ran to the living room if you’re wondering how that’s going.

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Can someone please explain to me how someone can be a nurturing mother without actually being a mom? #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LOVEISBLINDreunion #PaulIsBlind

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Watch them be recording the “live” right now and then will post it after making us all wait an hour 😑 #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS4

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

This relaxing calm music is having the opposite effect on me 🙃 #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveisBlind4 #LoveIsBlindLiveReunion

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

I know they say money can’t but happiness, but sweetheart I’ve got 99 problems and money would solve 97 of them

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Hey @TicketmasterCA I have an urgent question and sent an email but wondered how long a reply would take? Been a bit now…

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

“Money can’t buy happiness” maybe, but I’ve got 99 problems and money would solve most of them.

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Alright @TDBank_US wtf. I sat on hold for over an hour and not a single person answered the phone on your credit card helpline. I just kept listening to terrible music. Did your phone lines get cut or the building burn down? What’s a girl got to do to get some help around here??

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

So I see with new iPhone SE, we’re back to the days of home buttons and thumb prints. Probably a wise choice 😷 @Apple #iPhoneSE

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Once again I live in a country whose political leader is determined not by popular vote by the rest of the country, but by a few big cities who tend to forget that the rest of the country exists. #CanadaElection2021

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

@mwright48 @JimWatsonOttawa @CTVOttMornLive I’m not sure, as I watched it live on my TV this morning. Perhaps they have it on the CTVOttawa website?

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Loved the interview this morning with @JimWatsonOttawa on @CTVOttMornLive! He made excellent points on the LRT and vaccine issues. Good work my man 💙

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

As the mother of a child who now eats ‘real people food’, I can no longer eat a whole snack by myself and I also know that I won’t be doing so for the next 25 years.

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

@MontanasBBQ I do!! Omg I haven’t had one in forever and this baby mama could use a pick me up from being a slave to her baby’s every wants and needs.

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Hey @kanebrown, since you cancelled your Canadian leg of your Worldwide Beautiful tour and I never got my money refunded, can I get free tickets to your new 2021 tour stop in Toronto? Much appreciated 😘

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Immunocompromised people listening to others who “don’t know if I want the vaccine or not” #GetVaccinated

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Yo @BTtoronto, you need to fix your screen layout with the banner for these interviews. You’re cutting off half of your guests. #viewerfeedback

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

I just heard the rock song BLOW by @edsheeran @ChrisStapleton and @BrunoMars, and it’s actually so good. What even is 2020? #wtfis2020

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

@karleeholmes

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

Oh yeah, I did the thing