laur

paramedic 💉🚑

[laur @laurdiamond]

why did my waxer have food in the room, pieces of wax with hair on the floor and proceed to leave so much wax on me that i cried while trying to unstick my clothes from my skin when i got home? not to mention my skin is RAW with a rash. this has never happened before @EuropeanWax

[laur @laurdiamond]

oh bigger fuck you @Xfinity. your shit broke and now i have to go get a new modem and then find a UPS store to drop the other one off at??? are you fucking kidding me???

[laur @laurdiamond]

oh wait. there’s more. so not only do i have to go get a new modem (again, 25 days old what the fuck @Xfinity?????) the agent tried to sneak in an upgrade and charge me more than my original plan. @verizonfios never did this to me. too bad they don’t cover my new address.

[laur @laurdiamond]

oh wait. there’s more. so not only do i have to go get a new modem (again, 25 days old what the fuck @Xfinity?????) the agent tried to sneak in an upgrade and charge me more than my original plan. @verizonfios never did this to me. too bad they don’t cover my new address.

[laur @laurdiamond]

it’s comical that while i’m in an agent chat with @Xfinity because my modem (that’s 25 days old) stopped working, they ask me if i want to switch to their mobile phone provider. READ THE ROOM. i already have a shit service from you that broken in less than a month.

[laur @laurdiamond]

it’s comical that while i’m in an agent chat with @Xfinity because my modem (that’s 25 days old) stopped working, they ask me if i want to switch to their mobile phone provider. READ THE ROOM. i already have a shit service from you that broken in less than a month.

[laur @laurdiamond]

@d7hthy yeah, i am in NJ & NY

[laur @laurdiamond]

@Verizon y’all owe me a coffee. my coworker tried to text me asking if i wanted any and since your text messages aren’t work… i didn’t get one. what the fuck is this.

[laur @laurdiamond]

@lnjalltheway @VerizonSupport oh good so it’s not just me

[laur @laurdiamond]

what i need tbh is @deanlewismusic to stop breaking my damn heart. between my break up and losing my dad i LITERALLY CANNOT scream cry to his songs in the car anymore.

[laur @laurdiamond]

hey @lyft why is your “share location to a friend” feature not working??? my friends sending me the link and it’s not working. how is this supposed to be safe????

[laur @laurdiamond]

welp. i’m about to fucking cancel my @verizonfios bc i can’t return my old tower and every time i speak to an agent online they tell me one thing, and then the stores tell me something else. i’m fucking done. fuck verizon.

[laur @laurdiamond]

I really love the most when I order ahead my @Starbucks drink for like seven dollars and when I get to the Starbucks they aren’t even open so now I have to go to work without Starbucks and now Starbucks has my money and I have no drink

[laur @laurdiamond]

@lukecombs and whiskey is getting me through my breakup better than my therapist 😂

[laur @laurdiamond]

nothing beats getting dumped and still having to live with them bc your lease is still on for two more months.

[laur @laurdiamond]

literally cancelled a $97 pick up order from @Target because the customer service girl was so rude.

[laur @laurdiamond]

@extraspace wild how i’ve been paying $120 a month for storage and it goes up to $210 a month for the same unit.. but a new customer gets the same unit for $98?? congrats you got a new customer but i’ll be moving my items to a different facility next door. absolutely disgusting.

[laur @laurdiamond]

@ScottyMayhem i was about to say didn’t i meet you in emt class 😂

[laur @laurdiamond]

i’d love to waste more gas and time on @BestBuy @GeekSquad but an hour drive was enough. apparently they don’t install third party remote starters… which would have been nice to know when i had to wait two weeks for an appointment. glad i found out AT MY APPOINTMENT.

[laur @laurdiamond]

@deadlegato @HORRORSCOPEx @DrKHays @DeeSTEM_Teach @sunshinenroses7 @doriecp i live in an building with 200 other apartments.. i didn’t have an issue ordering. the issue is multi family homes that are not legally registered as “apartments” because the landlord would have to spend $$, which there is a high # of in NYC.

[laur @laurdiamond]

@SapphicSpock @ritavita4 @tinaintheburbs @doriecp @nathanialjg it’s a further issue in nyc because alot of house apartments are illegal… so the post office doesn’t have them recognized as a multi family dwelling, so you can put apartment 2 but there’s only one address registered so it won’t work.

[laur @laurdiamond]

@DorothyDTomlin2 @punishedpope @ItalyPittman sooo you’ve never been to nyc then because when i was on the 1 last week there was actually multiple people asleep on the train at 1pm