Laure Simpson

[Laure Simpson @laure_simpson]

@LauraGarciaNBC @nbcbayarea Shook us out of bed right when the alarm went off! Thought a tree hit the house!

[Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma]

I couldn't vacuum for an entire month because I didn't want to.

[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

Pregame with the Boys and Girls Club.

#OUDNA

[Miss Kitty @Cerridwensheart]

Always assist people when you have the opportunity, because the table of life turns around unexpectedly.

[Miss Kitty @Cerridwensheart]

May the dream of Peace take flight around the world!

[Hawthorn SF @hawthornsf]

Saturday, the best excuse to dress up and dance the night away 💃 Come hang at Hawthorn this weekend 🌙

🎧 Top 40, Open Format + Party Anthems in the Main Room and house + tech in Bonaparte!

[Miss Kitty @Cerridwensheart]

May the New Year bring you new strength, new hope and new dreams.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I will be impressed with a new iPhone camera when I can perform my own colonoscopy.

[Miss Kitty @Cerridwensheart]

Be Kind
Work Hard
Stay Humble
Smile Often
KEEP HONEST
Stay Loyal
Travel When Possible
Never Stop Learning
Be Thankful Always
And Love

[Miss Kitty @Cerridwensheart]

Sometimes you need to cancel your subscription to people's issues.

[Hawthorn SF @hawthornsf]

💃We are re-opening this Friday night with the help of @pluralmusic Dj's Selecta MC, Soul7, and KungPau!😍VIP table options are now available for those of you looking for something a little fancier than usual. 🎶Get free RSVP's before 10:30PM: https://t.co/PSMI7VRmu2

[Miss Kitty @Cerridwensheart]

Despite all the bad days and mean people,
I still believe in good days and kind people.
Plus, there are always dogs.

[Miss Kitty @Cerridwensheart]

Weird shit is going to happen and worrying about it isn't going to change that. Try not to let that freak you out. Cling to the things that will keep you present in this moment. Turn up the music. Walk barefoot on the sand. Look up at the stars. Dance in the kitchen.

[Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma]

Just when I start to feel like a productive member of society, I wake up drooling on a throw pillow.

[50AsF*ck @50AsFck]

Does it count as #IntermittentFasting when I literally just slept until noon?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The upside of hiking in a face mask in 80 degree weather is I inadvertently created my own mushroom grow-house.

[Laure Simpson @laure_simpson]

Getting back at it! Breaking in my new shoes! #mondaymotivation

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Shouldn’t this f*cker be busy making a vaccine?