Kira WvA

Calliope here. Thankfully, I was the Muse chosen out of us nine to make this account.

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@Persephogranate Or maybe you should blind them. That always worked for me…

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@Persephogranate What a logical solution! I agree wholeheartedly

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@_Hades__ @Persephogranate Oh sure, after kidnapping an innocent girl picking flowers. And without telling her what the pomegranates do...

[Kira WvA @laurelbearer]

It's going to be satisfying tracking the human race long after the one who introduced me to this site is dead #immortal #ccmyths3

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@Charon1ferryman Give my condolences to Marsyas, please, but it really was his fault challenging Apollo and letting us judge #ccmyths3

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@Hep_ugly @ZeusesBitch Hera should have gotten to know you before she tossed you off Mt Olympus

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I think LACMA's employees were confused as to why there were nine women in togas and laurels traipsing around "Urban Light" today #ccmyths3

[Kira WvA @laurelbearer]

I'm glad the STEAM philosophy is gathering steam...and there's a reason arts and sciences were devoted to nine godesses, not gods #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

YASSS mortals YAAASSSS https://t.co/tkUcIB8Ayz #ccmyths3

[Kira WvA @laurelbearer]

Okay, @Aphrodite1Love @Persephogranate Adonis is not yours and pls stop trying to get with him. you each can have 4 months of the year w him

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I was just reminiscing on when we Muses led King Pyrenus to his death as he jumped out of a tower "after us" #ccmyths

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I was #blessed with my son Orpheus...and curse the men who ripped him limb from limb every day. #ccmyths3

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just saw a magpie-those princesses should have known nothing comes out of challenging goddesses #vengeance #ccmyths3

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Urania has done nothing today but explore Google Earth (we shouldn't have let her near the laptop...) #ccmyths3

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@artemisthedeer @AtlasTheLegend Polymnia (the math pro) says it's impossible to change the weight of the world (sorry, @AtlasTheLegend)

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@messengerhermes Hey can you find Apollo? He's late for our show at Mt. Olympus #ccmyths3

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@_Hades__ Ha I'm a goddess

[Kira WvA @laurelbearer]

@Persephogranate I thought winter was just beginning! Don't check in with Demeter so maybe she'll cure CA's drought w rain #ccmyths3

[Kira WvA @laurelbearer]

Apparently epic poems are now fantasy series--Homer is still the best, but Harry Potter's great! #ccmyths3