hephaestus

Hephaestus.
Taken ❤@aphrodite1love.
God of Metalworking and Fire Mixtapes. King of Twitter.
Monogamy is unrealistic.

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

Dionysus be that dude. He fly. He wanna get you that alcohol #2mileniumsober @Dionysusgetwine

[Morgan R @Aphrodite1Love]

Wishing everyone could be as beautiful as me so the world was better #atruegoddess #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

Proud to announce that I will be running for US president in 2020 @potus im coming #hep2020 #kanyewatchout #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

@Aphrodite1Love 😑 #ccmyths3 https://t.co/aqplU00XIs

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

@greek1cronus the words food and children are not interchangeable #nationalchildrensday #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

My limp may be lame but my personality is fabulous #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

@athenaofathens Tbh I see you around olympus sometimes. U seem cool but u a stranger that should change. Hmu. rate 9.8 #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

Move over @Zeus2TheKing our new queen is here @Beyonce Mortals bow down to ur new ruler #BeyHive Ares is crazy in love w/ my wife #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

YASSS mortals YAAASSSS https://t.co/tkUcIB8Ayz #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

Shoutout to @Ares_is_cool for being a terrible brother and sleeping with my wife #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

I can verify that 99.9% of @Aphrodite1Love 's camera roll is selfies #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

@laurelbearer @artemisthedeer I think we should celebrate those technological advances. Metal Buildings! yay! #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

@Aphrodite1Love @messengerhermes tell Zeus I don't love him #silenttreatment

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

#tbt to that time I forced @Ares_is_cool into a cowardly retreat by throwing firebands at him. God of Bravery???? #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

@Aphrodite1Love @Ares_is_cool So happy to have a wife thats faithful. Smh. Cheating is a big problem on Mt olympus #zeustheslut #ccmyths3

[hephaestus @Hep_ugly]

When ur so ugly ur mather throws u off Mt. Olympus #growingupugly #ccmyths3