my name is Laurel.

you’ll never offend me and I can argue all fucking day. I’m actually Satan. Just a sweet and happy girl. live laugh love. I’m a Scorpio so I probably hate you.

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@Debra9567266566 @bluefacebleedem @jaidynalexxis Ewww you did not just refer to a child as a “dime” 🤯🫠🫣🤢 girl us parents, we don’t talk about babies like that 😂 weird as fuck for that comment like what 😳

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@BlackIcee18 @bluefacebleedem STOP 😂😂😂😂😂

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@iamflowizzy @bluefacebleedem A fuckin dweeb 😂😂😂😭

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@__smokkahontas @bluefacebleedem Cause he’s greedy and selfish and doesn’t take care of his kids 😂😭 I could NEVER serve a man before my baby.

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@UpThaDraco @bluefacebleedem I’m crying so hard 😂😂😭

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@bluefacebleedem And if you serve your man’s plate over your kids first you weird as fuck because what? I’d leave every man I was with before doing that lol no love is stronger than the one with my baby 😭🥰🥹 men come and go, she’s forever 🩵🥰

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@bluefacebleedem I’m a white woman and I serve everyone’s dinner before my mans 😂 he can wait as can you 🥰 fuck these “men” 😂

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@bluefacebleedem Prob don’t change those either big dawg you look like you kinda stank

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@808Gangster @bluefacebleedem Don’t speak for me please 😭

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@UCanMarkMyWord @bluefacebleedem I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂 he off his meds again baby

[chlo @bpdblxe]

Saying u support mental health conditions and then getting annoyed and angry when someone shows the ugly parts of their illness isn’t supporting mental health btw x

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@MolliesGame @bluefacebleedem Her body makes me hurt to look at lol imagine paying for an ass that looks like this and thinking you’re doing something with it 😩😩😩😩😩 bih can’t even move

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

@bluefacebleedem Boy she’s not taking over anything & you haven’t been relevant since thotiana dropped 😂😂👻👻 with your old scary ass

[ً @sajzxa]

making someone laugh after they've just finish crying is one of the most beautiful things to ever exist

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

him: you better not be serving cunt on the hamster wheel when i get home

my silly ass:

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i put in my airpods, pull up my autumn playlist, and listen to the first few notes of all too well 10 min version play as i step outside and get sucked into the brooklyn climate change whirlpool

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

Them: You better not show up high

Me showing up:

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

My happy place

[my name is Laurel. @laurelboo]

My crackhead neighbor just drug me into her driveway and tried to fight me because I told her to stop being loud 😭😭😭😂 i alligator rolled to to the grass andI beat her ass so bad. now my knuckles hurt. Too God damn old for this shit I ain’t no fighter 😭😂