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[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[debs 🏒🩸 IWTV/TVL spoilers @ilyaslestat]

BREAKING NEWS: Heated Rivalry (2025) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 497th time

[kwoson 🥐 @wdclebbl]

performative sports watcher so bad i mentioned my team in the acknowledgements of my thesis

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Republicans are in charge of the Senate.

Republicans are in charge of the House.

Republicans are in charge of the Presidency.

Republicans are in charge of the Supreme Court.

Republicans are to blame for everything.

[ً @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Republicans celebrating May the 4th like they didn’t spend the last decade cheering for the Empire.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.”
They did.

2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.”
They did.

2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.”
They did.

2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.”
They did.

2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.”
They did, today.

Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.”
They will.

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

The most shocking thing about this is that Trump falling asleep in public at the age of 79 is a very regular occurrence, and yet the same journalists that tweeted weekly about Biden’s age & fitness just don’t really care

[Hudson Williams En Español @HudsonwilliamMX]

Mis sueños cinco segundos antes de que suene la alarma

[trash jones @jzux]

wake up, America. Iranians are not “animals.” Palestinians are not animals. immigrants are not animals. our leaders are teaching you to fear people with less power than you so we don’t all join forces to confront the people with MORE power than all of us

[Jedi @dhe3g]

It’s amazing how you can blame every Muslim person for 9/11 but get all bent out of shape when someone distrusts white people as a group for their brutal and never ending colonization of the world.

[Steelers Hostage @SteelBuckeye7]

Defunding education is how they make more republicans

[Praise @tufpraise]

"Your generation is so soft" says the ones triggered by a fucking rainbow

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

"What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?"

The government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups, and trafficks children through proxy states. If a "junkie" eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have done.

[Keith Humphreys @KeithNHumphreys]

Sweet vindication

[laurel 🌌 @laurelgrace98]

petition for march madness brackets to extend their character limit ://

[not mitski @mitskiIeaks]

they're giving hudson williams the oscar for this scene tonight