Laurel A(CAB)nn

gap-toothed bitch

she/her

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

It's stupid that they're remaking Harry Potter and embarrassing to be in it

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

i'm fucking devastated

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

I'm so sad to post this one…

RIP to the legend of the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy, David Lynch! He understood LA better than anyone else.

[OG Lil Rabbit @RabbitShirogan3]

Real advertisement I saw last night

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

i have finally joined bluesky and you can follow me there to read my one post a year https://t.co/7MRoZNCuil

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

We need a leftist version of a thing that is killing us

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

The best takes this week are like "I knew Trump would win when I saw a 'Please recycle' sign for bottles... liberals still don't understand how the recycling sign became a type of swastika to ordinary Americans"

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

me (31), seeing someone who's younger than me had a baby: wow, a teen mom

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

@mitski420fan i'm sorry :(

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

@mitski420fan great choices! too bad about the iced coffee!

[wint @dril]

you know we`re in the wrong timeline 2024 bingo card when people would rather jack off to the houck tuah girl than look at beautiful statues

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

@mitski420fan is this first watch and what are your drinks

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

never thought it could happen to me: my mom called to ask why kamala is brat

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

@msmegalodon Vidiots screening!

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

it bears repeating: don't spend your money on harry potter shit ffs

[kim @bajablast_babe]

"If any young men come for Mary or Kitty, for heaven's sake, send them in. I'm quite at my leisure." 😭

[Laurel A(CAB)nn @laurellama]

is anyone else haunted by the lume deodorant ad where the lady says "even if you shower after sex, you continue to leak semen for days"? idk what it is about it, but this phrase will get stuck in my head and play on a loop! scary!