Laurel!

I should have brought a snack.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

Adulthood is just childhood with more bad words and more reasons to use them.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

@realDonaldTrump Bristol bay is a vital part of our planet, our country, and our lives. #stoppebblenow #huntfishstoppebble

[ranj @ranjuice]

College RAs have more de-escalation trainings than cops do

[Dwayne Reed @TeachMrReed]

White supremacy won’t die until White people see it as a White issue they need to solve rather than a Black issue they need to empathize with.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

Not wearing a mask in public, especially as things start to open up, is a big F—— You to literally everyone around you.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

One thing I’m loving about social distancing and isolation is the absurd amount of garlic nothing is stopping me from eating.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

@kpaslay1123 Yeah, I mean I’m not protesting to get a haircut.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

I feel so fortunate that I got a haircut before lockdowns. Glad I don’t feel the need to risk actual human lives for my mediocre hair.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

I guess I’ll officially be an adult when I have to start paying full price for Spotify Premium

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

I’ve given up trying to find motivation, so I’m just going to sit here and wait for it to find me.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

I’m not ugly, I’m approachable.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

I don’t like who I am around middle schoolers.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

You can always count on me to send unsolicited cat videos.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

Making life decisions on the daily 🤙

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If you haven't yet, run to our website to chip in to our campaign before the end of the day. We need as many supporters as possible to contribute by midnight: https://t.co/oINXF8mLve

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

@kpaslay1123 The first step to admitting you have a problem is having a problem.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

I think I have a cat problem. I’ve watched so many cat videos on Instagram that I’m getting Purina ads.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

“Gender can be perceived in as many different ways as there are people.” -my chemistry teacher 😊

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of college recruitment videos and then asked it to write a college recruitment video of its own. Here is the first page.

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

Do you ever go through your old photos and can’t remember taking them? Like why did I take so many pictures of the same cow? Where was I when I took this? Who’s cow is this?

[Laurel! @laurelnut]

Evolution is lyfe