Laura Loyd

34. Love Jesus, love others. Lawyer but no I won't rep you. Mainly tweet about my dog & Taylor Swift tbh.

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

Wow amazing what happens when they actually use kelce again

[isabel (taylor’s version) @cmtswift]

unfortunately this song is so fun it almost makes ohio sound appealing

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

“YOU are using nostalgia as a weapon to hurt yourself”

[Brian @brian_rbts]

There it is, the triple dog. From the dare

[Magills @magills_]

“So your bar required masks until 2026?”

“Yes, Dave.”

“And you marketed only to lesbians?”

“That’s right.”

“So now you’re $50,000 in debt and you don’t even work at the bar anymore?”

“Correct.”

“So what is it you do now?”

“I’m in clown college.”

[brynn d @_Feedbacker]

I predict that AOC will surprise everyone by instead running to be mayor of a small town in the Midwest that helps her learn the real meaning of Christmas

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

I am not sure why everyone is assuming that Taylor Swift’s unreleased track “Cleveland!” is about the city instead of the more obvious possibility that it is inspired by Grover Cleveland, the 22nd and 24th president of the United States.

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

Life as a Bears rn:

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

@rebmasel I'm so tired

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

Oh Miss Dolly, what a beautiful life you lived.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

@shebringsjoy We rarely see a hill that doesn't seem like a nice place to die 😅

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

@timesnewemma You:

[Chris Arnade 🐢🐱🚌 @Chris_arnade]

Guardian still has the world’s best soccer coverage. Lol.

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

@TheDonStein We sang "I Know My Redeemer Lives" as the closing hymn of my grandpa's funeral and ive been sold on Easter Hymns for funerals ever since. (Also for his funeral cards we did Psalm 23 as one of like 2 "straight from the Bible" options 10/10 recommend)

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

@TheDonStein My paternal grandparents did not leave a ton of wishes related to their funerals but they were incredibly firm (including with the funeral home) that we are to say "[name] died" because people die! Thats what happened!

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

@yeastyvodka Also the "content in your single life' stuff tends to 1) come from people whose version of that was in their late teens/early 20s & 2) has a vision of content meaning you are like totally fine and barely desire a relationship and not like "hey this life is doable bc it has to be"

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

@yeastyvodka God every time this gets tossed out there I want to be like "oh wow it never occurred to me I could end up in a bad marriage wow who would have thought clearly I am just too dumb to know that bad relationships exist i am too naive right because I've never been married"

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

@yeastyvodka Like we're very aware of that actually but that doesn't take away the desire to be married!!!!!!!

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

@timesnewalt Honestly fair

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

I watched a baby snake back itself back into a hole in the siding of my garage and thats enough being the bravest woman on the planet for today

[Laura Loyd @laurels413]

Every mid-spring when I open up my shed after the winter to get my flower pots and tomato cages out I once more am like "I am the bravest woman on the planet" because I never know how many spiders, birds (dead or alive), and other critters may be waiting for me