Lauren Neilon

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

when somebody asks who wants to day drink

[Dr Harold News @DrHaroldNews]

Britain, before you try to claim Cillian Murphy, we suggest you study this photo carefully.

[Beth @BethOReilly]

Cork people think about Cork the way men think about the Roman Empire.

[Jóse Valentine, Ed.D. @DrJoseValentine]

I hope this email finds you well.

Me:

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Oops 😶

[Nick Calder Hall @NickScottNolan]

Another Glastonbury flag for the ages.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Various ways a British person responds to being deeply insulted:

“Bit harsh”
“There’s no need for that”
“Unnecessary”
“Mate…”
“That’s your opinion”
“Oh cheers!”
“Thanks a bunch”
“I beg your pardon”
“Steady on”
“Well…”
“Have you quite finished?”
“Fair enough”
“That’s uncalled for”
“Bit rude”
“I’ll put the kettle on”
“Wow”
“Anything else?”
“Right-o”
“Thanks for your honesty”
“And you’re sure about that?”
“Blimey”
“Yeah, well, you’re not perfect either”
“Charming”
“I see”
“I’m sorry you feel that way”
“Sorry”

[Alison 🇵🇸 @alisn015]

Critiquing the new cast as if this isn’t my current position on the couch #LoveIsland

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that mean "yes"

-Oh go on then
-If you're having one
-I mustn't really
-If we have to
-It's not for me to say
-It'll have to be quick
-I will if you will
-It’s certainly tempting
-Be rude not to
-You’ve twisted my arm
-I wouldn’t say no
-If you insist
-Well, why not?

[Lauren Neilon @lauren_neilon]

Vileeeee

[Skippy Dinglechalk 👾 @D0ct0rCLIMMOMS]

14 year old getting assaulted in Meath just for being gay. Fucking disgraceful https://t.co/SvyoF8Gft2

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Feels x

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

me, a few drinks in watching the coronation and seeing camilla take to the throne

[Katie Bevan @katiebevano]

this man is my hero #londonmarathon

[Lauren Neilon @lauren_neilon]

Rihanna pregnant again😮 guess we’ll have to wait another few years for a concert

[Lauren Neilon @lauren_neilon]

@TicketmasterCS im going to need a refund . this is a joke btw out of pocket now for flights, trains and hotels etc

[Lauren Neilon @lauren_neilon]

@TicketmasterCS That’s no helpful but okay 👍🏼 why has it been rescheduled in the first place

[Lauren Neilon @lauren_neilon]

@ticketmasterCS what happens with Chris brown being rescheduled to the 20th? We have flights booked we cannot change ?