“So we’re supposed to root for Mark Zuckerberg, a longtime villain, just because he’s willing to fight Elon Musk, a new villain?”
Yes. This is what ten Fast and Furious movies have been preparing us for.
8am: egg white omelette (no cheese)
12pm: one apple, one banana, one yogurt
6pm: chicken Caesar salad (light dressing)
8pm: small frozen yogurt
830pm: a few hard pretzels
845pm: two Oreos
850pm: four Oreos
853pm: eight Oreos
9pm: grilled cheese
930pm: Pizza Hut