Lauren Althoff

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

@BuschBeer 3,751 #boatloadofbusch #Sweepstakes

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Why do the numbers 3 and 5 make such a great team?

Because together they thrive.

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

3 bananas left. No one eats them. They ripen. They are ignored. No one gives in. The house patiently waiting but not saying a thing ..banana bread.

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

5 years later and this is still happening. You win some, you lose some.

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

Found out the smoke detectors at home work last night. Dinner-1 Lauren-0

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

#Sweepstakes

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

@BrizzyVoices @AshleyWorkman97

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

Help me win this scuffle twitter land.. What do you have your thermostat set to?

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

Note to self and all short people; bobby-pins will not keep your jeans fake hemmed for the day.

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

@bjp13 Can’t win.. haha

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

I told myself I can only start using my nice new shampoo once my old one is empty. It’s seemingly refilling overnight I swear.

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

Stovetop popcorn is better in theory.. burnt popcorn smells going strong over here ☹️

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

@finfrocka Apparently! It was rough.. haha

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

When the blood drive person says don’t worry about this dripping blood on your arm, we will clean it up later.... WHAT THE WHAT

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

Amazon prime is seriously the best. It’s like Christmas all the time 🤗

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

@christian_sager Is this a deep spiritual question you’re asking? Because I was being rhetorical, I just love cookies. But now you got me thinking.... deep

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

@finfrocka Me too..

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

Gets to work only to realize I forgot the cookies I made at home... I’m already over today. I just wanted chocolate. Why am I like this..

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

@AshleyWorkman97 @katelyn_Ann0 https://t.co/uWqNuVGfko

[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

THIS JUST IN GUYS, #NewGirl returns April 10 for Season 7! 🎉🙋🏻🎉🙋🏻

[Lauren Althoff @lauren_work]

Ever been eating two things and there you are getting down to the end of it and you have to decide which one deserves the last bite? Or is that just me